I am working on my non-threatening random adding of people on Facebook strategy, because I figure hot chicks don’t like random adds. So This is what I write:
OMG, I haven’t seen you since high school, I can’t believe facebook brought us together!! What’s new?!
I interchange High School with College, Dance Class, Did you used to come to the Starbucks I worked at, etc, etc, making them feel guilty for not remembering. So far it’s worked every time…and that’s what I’ve been doing the last hour instead of writing something worth reading for this post….
Here are my links…
Because Your Future Daughter Has a Similar Destiny, So You May As Well Learn the Industry
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Britney Spears Photoshopped in Another Promo Pic…
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How to Scare the Shit Out of Your Room Mate
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tit’s Lookin’ Better than Ever….
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Preists Versus Monks
It’s Like MMA With the Lord
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Aubrey O’Day Has a Slutty Day at the Beach
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Sophie Monk Semi Upskirt
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Celeb Slutsicles
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Let’s Enjoy Scarlett Johansson’s Rack Together
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Close Ups of Lohan’s Tits
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Marisa Miller is Lookin Kind of Beat
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Olga Kurylenko Needs To Take That Little Black Bikini Off
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Sofia Vergara G-Sting Photoshoot Video and Should Change Her Last Name to Viagra
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Funny Tight Fit Video Something You’re Not Used To, Because Nothing Is Tight For You, Except for Maybe your Pants…If you didn’t get that, I was talking about pussy and your small dick….get it now?
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A Throwback to Some Girl and Her Fake Tits
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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30 Movies in 2 Minutes
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Just in Case You Haven’t Had ENough Victoria’s Secret in the Past Few Days
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Nicole Kidman and a Really Shitty Nipple Slip
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Tits Make a Basketball Game So Much Better
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As If We All Aren’t Lazy Enough Already
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This Monkey Driving a Segway is the Best Thing I Have Ever Seen
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Wine Bottle Retards
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Sophia Vergera
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Lindsay Marie Will Make You Love Jean Skirts
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Jon Lajoie is Back!!
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Because I Know You’ll Never Get to It On Your Own
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Paula Abdul is Losing Her Fucking Mind
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Kim Zolciak is my New D-List Celebrity Crush, Because I Like to Aim High
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Rosario Dawson Just Made Me Love Her Even More
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Striptease of the Day
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Sorry, But I Love Penguins
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Man Stroke Women
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Fat Guy Gets Run Over By a Golf Cart
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Amy Winehouse Brings Back the Hair….And I Just Came a Little…Thinking About Its Smell….
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Jessica Simpson’s Lips Look Like They Are Ready for Work
And By Ready for Work, I Mean Being Wrapped Around My Cock
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Leeza Gibbon’s Fake Nudes for the Leeza Gibbons Fan Who Always Emails Me
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Ryanair and Their Hot Stewardesses Did a Hot Calendar….
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A Slut and Her Shotgun
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Andi and Elena Get It On
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AnnaLynne McCord Makes Eating Disorders Stylish At the Twilight Premier
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Ashlet Dorenzo is Ready to Play
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Drama
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Throwback Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures…
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Blonde Takes a Shower
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How the Fuck One of Those Little Jonas Homo’s Landed This Bitch is Beyond Me
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Heather Jo Hughes is One of Those Girl Next Door Types
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Vagina in Transition
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say Your Delusional
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Light a Fire With Toothpaste
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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BONUS!!
If This Doesn’t Make You Want to Buy a ZUNE, I Don’t Know What Will