stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today…

I need some hardcore sex advice please, and have no one else to turn to about things this slutty and lets be honest here, it is pretty much right up your alley…

 

How do I talk a guy into cumming inside me?

 

About a month or so ago me and my boyfriend decided to fuck bareback for the first time. His first time ever inside a girl without a condom on. I could spend forever going on about how much better it feels to actually have a mans dick inside you without anything covering it, but thats not the issue at hand. Thing is, he is smartly paranoid about accidentally getting me pregnant, so after a few almost accidental finishes inside me he pulled out and came all over my stomach and chest. Im not complaining, I happen to love cum pretty much anywhere it lands… but…

 

Im a dirty little girl and want to feel him shoot inside me. He cums hard so I know feeling him explode in my tight little pussy will be amazing. Its so much fun to feel it get harder and throb and then shoot off a nice warm load inside, not to mention the fun of laying around in bed talking afterwards with his cum slowly dripping from my body…

 

Im a smart girl too and know my body’s schedule and can be certain within like 98 % that I would not have any pregnancy issues to worry about, if I choose the day this happens.

 

But what Im asking from you is should I ask for it? Should I tell him how dirty I am and that I want nothing more than to know what a cream pie from him would feel like? Or since he is kind of perverted too do I just wait for his dick to take control of his mind and let him be the one to suggest we try it? You are a guy- even if your cock doesn’t work- which would you prefer?

I wrote this back to her:

Either dude’s gay, you have a rank pussy, or you’re too needy and emotional that he’s scared if there is a slip up, you won’t abort the fucking mission. If he’s gay, slick your hair back, get a strap on and shove it down his throat, if you’re pussy is rank, wash it, hose it down, or strap a fleshlight between your legs and pretend it is you or just give him a blowjob, and if you’re too needy and emotional, show up equipped with a coat hanger to let him know you’re not fucking around….or documentation that you’ve had previous abortions and having his baby is the last thing you want, but his sperm inside you is the first thing you want. I don’t know, every guy I know would love their girlfriend to have this problem..internal cumshots is what sex is supposed to be if you are part of some religious movement who only has sex for procreation or if you’re a dog mating…

Either way, I am probably better suited to give you masturbating advice, since I don’t have sex.

Love

Jesus

Here are my links:

Pussy is Easy When the Slut Wants Money

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I Want Rhianna To Wrap Those Legs Around Me

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Monkey on a Bike Makes the Pathetic Day I Had a Little Brighter

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Kelly Brooke Does Bikini Right

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Why Anyone Would Stalk Jennifer Garner is Beyond Me

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Some Shitty Paris Hilton Upskirt

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The Hottest Hip Hop Gossip Sluts

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Doutzen Kroes is All Over the Fucking Place

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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STREAKER!!!!!

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My Step Daughters Annoy The Shit Out of Me, But I’m Glad They Didn’t Turn Out Like These Little Bitches

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Jennifer Aniston Still Sits Around Watching Old Episodes of Friends.

Fuck That is Depressing

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Lohan Continues to Waste Away

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Operation and the Temple of Doom

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Dolphin Porn

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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How Much Bad Internet do YOU Watch?

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Kelly is My Kind Women

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Amy Winehouse is Dead in a Pool Of Blood

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As I Was Going to St.Ides…

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Next Time, Use a condom

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The World’s Most Wanted Weiner

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I Wanna Motor Boat Shoshanna Lonstein

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Sophia’s Legs Go On For Days….

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Who Knew Hyphenated Last Names Could Bring So Much Joy?

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Winona Ryder Od’ed on an Airplane

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Kurkova Has No Belly Button….But She Probably Has a Pussy

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This is So Much Hotter Than Beyonce or the Gay Guy Doing Her Dance in a Leotard…

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ANTOURAGE!

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Bitch Breaks a Boat Bench

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Molested in the Stadium

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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead

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Striptease of the Day

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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me

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Lichelle Marie is Delightful

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Blake Living Doing Some Thing or Another

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Apparently The World’s Fattest Man Got Laid, Which Means Anything is Possible!!

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Kimmy HAs Fun With Lotion

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The Opposite Sex is The Only Sex I Want

But Being a Homo is Okay Too

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Claudia Verela Wants to Play Football

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Everyone Hates George Bush

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Some Classic Jenna Jameson

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Gay and In BOth Shitty and Homosexual

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Let’s Laugh at Dimitri the Lover Again, Just Because

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Hayden Panettiere Topless

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Stupid Cliches You Should Use More Often

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A COuple Almost Gets Busted Fucking in a Park By a Jogger…

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A Little Zebra Bra Strap Showin…..

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Top 10 girls in John Hughes Movies…

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Denver Nuggets Cheerleader’s Big Tits Silences the Announcer…

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Israeli Big Boob Dance video

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This is Probably One of the Weirdest Pictues I’ve Seen…..

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Sarah Palin Hanging WIth Some Turkey’s That Are Getting Slaughtered…AMAZING….

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The Best of Hand Bras…Gallery

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Some Pictures of the Ugliest Bride Ever…Poor Fucker…

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Pam Anderson Naked for Hef

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The Kind of Passed Out You Don’t Want to Be

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The United Nations of Hot Cheerleaders

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Hypnotizing Hips

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Death By Vaginal Cockaroach

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Some Scary Winehouse Art…

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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Masturbating and Making Out With McDonald’s

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Some Penetration

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Some Chubby Legs in a Tube Dress

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BONUS That is Definitely Not a Bonus…..Rosie O’Donnell Beefing With Barbara Walters…..This Would Make The Worst Sex Tape In History, One I’d Still Try to Jerk Off to, Just to Prove How Fucking Good I am at Jerking Off…Like this would be the Ultimate Challenge for Masturbators Everywhere, The Everest of celebrity sex tape sex with yourself…..If you know what I mean…..I like challenges like Rosie O’Donnell Likes Beef….Wow..That was a Shitty Bonus…I should try to find another one…But I am too Lazy….

stepLINKS of the Day November 21st, 2008