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Still no hate mail but I came up with a new really insane sign off to my emails….it goes like this:

Jeuss….Like Zuess But Mo’ Wetter…and I aint talkin bout the Weather….I mean Jesus Martinez. Thanks. Good Times.

And it makes no fucking sense. I figure it comes in handy when dealing with people who are trying to sue me, so that they realize they are dealing with the village idiot and they go leave me alone….

Some guy asked me what I did over the weekend

My plan was to win the lottery. I didn’t. Which is too bad because I was really banking on it.

My other plan was to get a threesome with with teenage girls. Which I almost did, if you consider watching a porn clip with two 40 year olds dressed like school girls making out a threesome with teenage girls. But I dont.

Life’s pretty good, I am drunk and I feel like I am at a Sweet 16 party, but I’m the only guest…

Yeah, this was a waste of your time to read, but I hope the links aren’t. American Thanksgiving is retarded. You guys take a fucking month off for this shit, I just don’t get it. But since I’m in Canada, I’ll be updating the entire week, so you all come back, ya hear….

I Just Told a Lesbian Teen Asian Girl On Webcam To Show Me Her Tits…Then Asked Her If She came With a Fortune Cookie…..

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I Hope Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton Set Up a Cage Fighting Match

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Human Catapult FAIL

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Paris Hilton is Way More Fun Now That She’s Not Dating Whats Hi Face Anymore

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Heidi Klum is Smokin’

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Throwback Lilly Allen Tit Flash

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Dropping Spiders On People is More Fun That You May Think

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How About So me Turkey Porn for Thanks Giving?

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Lindsay Lohan Was Most Probably Strip Searched When She Went to Dubai

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The Seven Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner

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Is Rhianna a Hoe or a Housewife?

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Katy Perry Looks Disgusting in FHM

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Billy Ray Cyrus Is Pretty Cool Shit…Too Bad He Made That Cunt….

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More of Paris Whoring It Up Around Town

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Lily Allen Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight

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Guitar Master!!!

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Japan Markets the Manzier!!

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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China Hates The Guns and Roses, and Its not just Cause of Axel Rose’s Braided Extensions

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Shelby Chan Photoshoot

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Sandra Shine is a Red Head Beauty

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Julia is on the Rocks

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Got Married…Now Let’s Hope They Die.

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Striptease of the Day

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Somebody Capped a Mother Fucker at the Scientology Centre in Hollywood

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Nunchuck Ping Pong

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Ise Skate Fail

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Who Says Indians Don’t Work Hard?

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Cooking Show Tit Flop!!!

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Lela Star is Totally Down With Letting You Think About Raping Her…

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Zahyra is Nude

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PORN REVIEWS…..

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Gemma Massey is a Slut You Will Think About Fucking….

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Amy Winehouse is Getting Divorced

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Beyonce and Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?

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Stand By Me

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Caterpiller Stunts

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MTV Whores Will Bring the Network to a New Low

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Tera Patrick is Incognito

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Stop Motion Pancakes

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Lesbian Crazies

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Some Everyday Ass on the Street

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…But You’re Kinda Scaring Me a Little….

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Some McDonald’s Employees are Porn Peddlers.

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Some Kid’s Being Treated Because His Pet Fish “Accidentally” Swam Up his Penis….

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13 Cheerleader Bikini Videos

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Spanish Sperm is the Worst Sperm

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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick With short Hair, Weapons who Is Way too Intense for Me, Even in her Panties…

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Some Young Girl Sluttin’ Out With Her Tits

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More of Her…

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And More of Her

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And More of Her….

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And More of Her….

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MIAMI TITS ARE INSANE

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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BONUS VIDEO – Toddler Fights ARE More Fun Than Dog Fights

BONUS VIDEO – Some Girl Getting Her Nipple Pierced.

This Girl Named Meghan Promised Me Nude Pics if She Wins This Contest So Scroll Down and Click “VOTE FOR MEGHAN’ and I’ll Post the Nudes She Sends When She Wins…Even Though She’ll Probably Ignore Me When She Wins Because All Women Are the Same and Walk When They Get What they Want Out of You…Yes, I am a Bitch….

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stepLINKS of the Day November 25th, 2008