I almost sold an ad deal to a sex toy company…but then it all fell apart…because nothing works out for me and I can never catch a fucking break. Here’s my last correspondence with the girl I was dealing with:
Hi Jesus,
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I understand there has been some confusion around the issue of us advertising with you. Shortly after we last corresponded, I put in my notice. My last day is tomorrow (Wednesday). I have discussed advertising, and this is not something we would like to run with at this time. I would also like to add that a contract was never signed. We were merely in the negotiating stages. I apologize for the inconvenience.
I wrote back:
Yo,
A contract was not signed, but the last email you wrote me was:
Hi Jesus,
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That sounds perfect. What do we need to do to get started?
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Thanks,
                        ÂTo me means we pretty much had an agreement. I am not very impressed with how you’ve handled, but good luck in your future project and I hope you have a nice collection of sex toys to bring home with you from this job, so that you can go fuck yourself.
Merry Thanksgiving, I know I won’t be giving thanks to you this week, and that’s got nothing to do with me being located in Canada, and everything to do with you stringing me along with your lies.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Ok, so I am not very good at ad sales or being diplomatic and not burning bridges, there’s a reason I am broke, but I am good at bringing you the biggest link list on the internet daily. Who needs money anyway, that shit always fucks people up and will just make me drink myself to death. I’m happy not making money.
I really should have broken these links into 2 posts, oh well, I suck at life, whatcha gonna do….I suggest drinking….
Nothing Like a Day at the Beach
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Jordan is Into Tanning Her Husband’s Brown Dick
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My Long Distance Relationship
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Imogen Bailey is on the Cover of Maxim. I Know, I Have No Idea Who She Is Either, But Whatever
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Jessica Simpson is a Retard…
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Goldie Hawn Pokie Throwbacks
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The Ten Deadliest Girl Fights
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack
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Maria Sharapova is in the Wrong Business
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Who’s The Biggest Loser?
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Odette Yustman Can Scrub Me Down
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Scissor Sex Workout!!!
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If Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Getting Married, Then Paris Hilton Doesn’t Have Herpes
And I Am Looking Forward to Sex with My Wife with My Non Impotent and Very Large, Erect Penis
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Watch This Kid Dunk Himself
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Now That’s a Beat Down
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You’ll Never Guess Where Amy Winehouse Was The Other Night!
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They’re Still Making That?
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Nikki Cox Gallery
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Aneta Smrhova is Sexy on the Phone
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Galia is Gorgeous
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Wowm Tara Reid is Actually Not Making Want to Vomit in these Old Bikini Pics….
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A-Rod is a Real Stand Up Guy
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Striptease of the Day
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Petra Nemcova is Tasty
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Teacher Strips For Students
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Dundovic is Miss Australia
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Jelena Jensen
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Mini Skirt Gallery
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Ali Landry is Prety in Pink
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Let’s LAugh at Gays. Sorry
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Kelly is Floating Around
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Olga Kurylenko is the Bond Girl I Love Most
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Remember Jordana Brewster?
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Top 10 Signs You’ve Drank Too Much
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Are these tits real or fake?
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12 Sex Lessons from Late Night Movies
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Some Hot Japanese Porn Clip….
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HUGE Tits in a Hooter Shirt VIdeo
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A Couple of Asians Singing Love Songs to Me….
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Denise Milani’s Big Tits Being Washed Off…
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This is what 20,000,000 Dollars and 4 Camels of Fireworks Look Like
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Some Girls on E Making Out Video
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How to Nail a Hippie Chick….
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Fat Ass Fetishist Gets Stuck In His Weird Sex Balloon
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Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong with Nunchucks…
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A Gallery of Girls With Wedgies…
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Some Dude Jumps a Cannon with a Rocketpack Craziness
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SPECIAL FEATURE – PORN SITE REVIEWS…
Mom’s On TV
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Cum Swap Guys
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Planet Interracial
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Tranny Cum
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BI Sex HD
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Teen Stop
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Women Who Punish
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Gay Asian Anime
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DIY Redneck Rollercoaster
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Public Pissing Gone Wrong
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SPECIAL FEATURE – BANANA Videos….
These Bitches Need Practice
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School Girl Edition
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Fat Titties Like Bananas
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Banana Gag Video The Kids of Columbine Edition…Sure You’re Not Gay Funny Hair….
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How to Eat a Banana from Australia Weirdness….
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The Intense Goth Chick in a Collar…
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Really Big Cleave and a Banana
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Really Fake Fucking Tits…and hair…and lips…shit…she could be a dude….
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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Find Sluts Who Will Do Anything For You
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