I know you are probably on the road, in a car, on a train, taking the bus, flying to visit your family on this glorious holiday, or you are sitting alone at home because your family didn’t invite you since they decided to go to the beach to avoid you and the disappointment you always bring with you. Maybe you’re the one who decided not to see your family because they always judge you and embarrass you knowing you came from them, but it is still Thanksgiving and you should be getting into your turkey costume for the traditional turkey stuffing to clear out your insides for the Turkey Feast tomorrow, but maybe that’s just how they do things in my home, I guess any excuse to stick dick in ass, is a good one…..
The point of all this is to say, be safe, eat well, don’t get too drunk and fuck your family members, don’t get too made and go on a murderous rampage because you feel alone in life, because you’ve always got me….not that that’s a good thing and I will only communicate with you via email, but it’s better than offing yourself.
I admit, I am partially jealous of you, since I like eating, it’s kind of a hobby of mine, but I don’t have to work on the site tomorrow, but probably will, because not everything is about USA, there are other people in the fucking world you know….and some of us had Thanksgiving months ago.
Now unbutton your pants, start your drinking and send me some pictures of the craziness that happened.
Remember no party is a success unless at least one of the people involved has to take the morning afterpill…
I am not sure if that applies to family functions….
But it does to me.
Ok, enough of this haiku bullshit, here are my links for now….
Thanksgiving Turkey Porn
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The Penis That Ruined Tara Reid, Ruins Another Girl….
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I Don’t Know Who Kitty Lea is But She Makes Me Want to Fuck the Shit Out of an Elf
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Why Hello There Shovel..I’m Nuts
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Britney Should Stay on Whatever Starvation Diet She is Doing Because It’s Working
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Sharon Stone Geriatric Upskirt
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Electric Door Knob Prank…
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Diddy Thinks He’s Obama Cuz Money Makes a Motherfucker Crazy
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The Hottest Native Americans in History
Happy Thanksgiving, You Fucks
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Maria Sharapova Is Good For More Than Just Tennis
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Throwback Hair Dryer Prank
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Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, DO You Really Need a Reason?
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Danica McKellar is Just Too Much
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More of the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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More Drama With Paris
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Darts When You’re Drunk
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Rope Swing Fail
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A Couple of Ad Agency Employees Banging in the Office at 5 pm, Because They are Hypocrites and Think What I do is Porn…Well Maybe They Should Be Watching More Porn, Because Their Cubicle Sex fucking Sucks…
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Some Archie Bunker Homophobia That Would NEVER Air on TV Today Because We’ve Got Soft….Motherfuckers…
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Top 10 Dysfunctional Families
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Some Cheesy Sluts Posing WIth Motorbikes Gallery
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Chelsea Handler Posed Naked for Playboy
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OK Magazine Has a Funny Typo…
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13 Things to Look Out For in Steven Segal’s Reality Show
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Old Video of Some Reporter Turns Hood
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Sign-UP to this Porn Site and Make Me Rich…
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13 Female Celebrities Crawling Around on All Fours…
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Tiffany Mulheron Gallery
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THE ARRESSTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE IS HAPPENING
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Georgia Jones Loves the Great Outdoors
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The War on Drugs
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Sophia is Sultry
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Economic Crisis is Killing These Celebs….
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Miranda Kerr Looks Good on the Cover of Page Six
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Angelina May Be Knocked Up Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Naughty Dog Versus Shaking Ass
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Chick Gets Nipple Pierced
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A World Without Crazy Ladies on Crack is Not a World I Care to Live In
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Build a Raft Naked! Why Not?
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You This to Get Sex Because You are a Loser That Never Gets Laid And Its Starting to Be Pathetic
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Sorry, But I Love Snoop Dogg
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The Stomping of the Grapes, But without I Love Lucy
And in Cartoon Form
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Infinity + Infinity + Infinity
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A Whore Named Aubrey O’Day is GOing to Be Doing Playboy…..
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Even Madonna’s Own Daughter Hates Her
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Train Your Cat to Poop in the Toilet
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How To: Lose a Stripping Contest
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…
Hot Young Ass Posin in Underwear…
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I don’t know if this is legal photobucket….you guys should go to jail….
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Vegas’ Version of a Scene Chick in Her Underwear
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Thanksgiving is Depressing, you know seeing how annoying your family is, or how happy your brother is, so steal his credit card and make yourself fuckin’ happy for once in your shitty fucking life….
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