Here’s a list of the top 6 things I am thankful for:
1 – AIDS – Because it filters out the weak
2 – The Economic Crisis – Because it brings people down to my level and it’s nice to feel like I can relate to people
3- Amateur Porn – Because without it I’d have no sex life
4 – Parades for saving my life by reminding me that I am not the most useless thing in the world….
5- The Hills- because it proves that you don’t need talent to make a lot of money, you just need to sell your identity to MTV which is better than selling your body to science testing meds, or having someone identity fraud your ass…
6-Puppies – Because they are cute….
Ok, that’s enough of that, thanksgiving is over and I could go on all night about shit I am thankful for, so instead, I’ll just post some links
Papa Joe is Gonna Lay the Smack Down on Someone
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Find Sluts Here
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Dita Von Teese is Naked in Some Immigrant Playboy
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Trash Can Suicide….Stunt….
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If You’re Not Thankful For Bikini Models Then I Don’t Know What You’re Thankful For
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Why Am I Not Surprised that Whoopi Goldberg Reads a Site Called HOLY TACO?
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Since I Know All You Guys Out There Are Always Looking to Get Laid, Yes Amy Winehouse is Finally Single
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10 Deadliest Girl Fights
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Boy George is a Walking Disease, Sf Course if You Have Any Brain in Your Head At All
You Didn’t Need Me to Tell You That
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Aubrey O’Days Nipples
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I’d Totally Fuck Meg Ryan
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Beer Bottle Explosion Prank
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GET YOUR OWN TURKEY!!
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Married with Children Throwback
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Kitty Wants to Pole Dance Too
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Brooke Bell Wants to Take it From the Back
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Electric Doorknob Will Keep Away Houseguests
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Anal Masterbation
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Jessica Vander Steen is Lovely
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Mischa Barton Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Carson Daly is Going to Have a Meth Baby
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Striptease of the Day
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Now If That’s Not Getting Owned, I Don’t Know What Is
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Nothing Like Tits Flying Out on TV
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Heather and Lela Will Make Your Day Better
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Louise Griffiths Throwback
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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America’s Next Top Topless Models
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More Topless Bitches in NUTS
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Keri Hilson is HOT
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This Real Housewives of Atlanta Shit is Just Plain Fucked Up
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Kelly is Floating
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Wheel Chair Back Flip
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Bottle Break FAIL
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How To: Last Longer in Bed
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20 Pound Titties
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Some Slut Does a G-String Dance To Evavesence…
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