stepLINKS of the Day

So I got sidetracked today, but I did manage to get wasted off wine at some piano bar with a friend of mine. She is some kind of 30 year old chick who can’t find love and who has turned to the internet to find a boyfriend, which is the kind of desperation I appreciate. You know, no one wants to become an old maid, everyone wants that white picket fence because they’ve been told their whole life how good it will be. They don’t want to use internet dating, or deal with dudes who want to put their years of masturbation practice to actual use, but sometimes you’ve got no choice, like the piano man I was harassing to play the song “Piano Man” who I accidently told I loved and who I think thought he was going to get lucky tonight. Unfortunately, that’s not how I roll, even if he winks at me as he rocks out to Billy Joel for me….

Here are my links, I am pretty ready for this weekend to be over……

You Can’t Teach an Old Bitch New Tricks

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Vampires….Suck!

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Scarlett Johansson is Topless. Kind Of

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CNN Has Heroes, Most Notably the Two Inside Salma Hayeks Blue Dress

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In Case You Wanted to Throw Up Today, But Couldn’t

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Table Top Mega Man is Amazing

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Crazy Gideon is Just Plain Crazy

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Adventureland Trailer

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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Kate Moss is Starting to Look Beat

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Who Would You Rather?

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How NOT to Shoot a Gun

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Here’s Some Blind Items Because It’s Really Fucking Slow

Thanks To All That Turkey Everyone is Shoving in Their Faces

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From Corporate Type, to Dance to…Porn?

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Finish Off the Holiday By Finishing Off Yourself

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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As If Willy Wonka Couldn’t Get An Weirder

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Dog Owns a Little Ice Skater

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In the Dog House

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Lexy Belle is Oh So Sexy

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Two Blondes, a Changing Room and a Strap On

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Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter Are Disgusting

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Cate Blanchette is Kind of Hot For an Old Chick

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Can Someone Just Fucking Off These Two Already?

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Striptease of the Day

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Taekwondo Knock Out

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Spank That Ass

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Spring Break Wet T Shirt Comp

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Remember Leelee Sobieski?

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Topless Girl Gets a Pie in the Face

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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me

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Hayden Party Airs is Digusting

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Barry Mannilow Will Punish You

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The Best Neon Sign EVer

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Now THAT’S Therapy

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Bailey Owens Was Delish

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School Girl Attack

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Open a Locked Door With a Credit Card

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Girl has 3 Boobs

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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits

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Some Vegas Asian WIth Big Fake Tits in a Green Bikini

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CHICK FIGHT

stepLINKS of the Day November 29th, 2008