Before I got married, I wanted to have more than one wife. So that when one was out, I’d have another one to fuck, but after getting married, I realized why prostitution exists, you don’t have to deal with any of the headaches of listening to them talk. I didn’t end up fucking a whore this weekend, but I should have. Instead, I tried to convince girls on the internet to send me nudes, hoping thanksgiving was making them feel lonely, I did watch porn, I didn’t go to any bars, but I did eat Caribbean food, because I figured black people are poor and that shit is affordable. I didn’t celebrate Anna Nicole’s birthday and I didn’t jerk off to Miley Cyrus on a Macy’s Thanksgiving float because she looks retarded. I didn’t watch the Britney Documentary, but I did hear her song on the radio and I have I barely dranks, but still manage to forget everything I came across. I did ask a random 17 year old if she has a nipple ring and I did try to grab at her to see if she was lying when she said no, I didn’t get arrested for it, but I probably should have. I am writing too much about nothing but I did go through my emails though and here are my all my links….click them.
Sluts Have Nothing Better to do and Neither Do You
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Britney Spears Father is the Scariest Man Alive
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Snowboarder Gets Caught in the Wind – VIDEO
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The Hottest Slutty Calendars of 2009
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Katy Perry is Not Funny. Or Hot. Or a Good Singer. Or Interesting.
Why is This Fucking Bitch Famous?
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Anna Freil Upskirt is Which She May or May Not Be Wearing Panties
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I’m Pretty Sure Lucy Pinder Spends More Time Naked Than Clothed
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Alessandra Ambrosia is in Lingerie, As Always
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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No One is Superior to Hercules
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A Tribute to Mrs. Clause
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Dry That Beaver!
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Courtney Love Defends Doing Drugs While She Was Pregnant
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If the US is in a Recession, Nobody Told John Travolta
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Do YOU Know Your Hip Hop Lingo?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Good Ol’ Red Neck Wedding
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Enough With You Sluts Having Babies
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Accidents Make Me Smile
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Youngin’ Gets His Pimp On
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Being a Soccer Fan Isn’t Easy
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Sandy Summers Plays Peek a Boo
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Girl Makes a Cucumber Salad, With a Special Dressing
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David Spade is the Father of the Year
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I Hate to Break It To You Rickie, But You’re Still Fucking Fat
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Has a Huge Fucking Rack
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Now Here’s an Anniversary Worth Celebrating
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Queef Competition
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Emo Girls Make Out
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Shauna Sand is Fucking Disgusting
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Girl on Girl Massage
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I Think You’ll Enjoy Sophie As Much As I Do
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Aubrey O’Day Helps Out Poor People
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Winona Ryder Has Sticky Fingers
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This Guy is Drunken Than I Am
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Cat Loves Yoga Instructor
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Blake Civil Fielder States the Obvious
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Girl on Girl
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Remove a Bra with One Hand
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Elephant Sex Rampage
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40 Greatest Lost Icons in History
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3 Crazy Isreali GIrls Drunk in a Club
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Some Chick Named Belinda Taking Off Her Tits on Webcam
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Some Ass Tattoos
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Some Girl Playing Dance Dance Revolution in a Bra
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Her Name is Danni Wells and This is Her Topless Calendar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Chick, Her Big Tits, In Some Staged Pics
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Some Canadian with Big Tits
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BONUS VIDEO – I HAVE HUGE NIPPLES