Karolina Kurkova is Fat of the Day

She’s been given warnings from Victoria’s Secret that she’s the next to go and that she’s too big for their lingerie and the cries and screams and pleas with the camera crew to not show her in this moment of shame, when the outfit she was sized for ripped for her like I am sure it did many times before, because she ate a couple too many chocolate bars. In her defense, when she was a little girl in the Czech Republic, under communist rule, she used to lay in bed dreaming about American chocolate bars while sucking on a rationed potato, so it’s only natural for her to go crazy on the shit when she settles here, kinda like my wife in any buffet restaurant…

Either way, here’s The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Video on Youtube…Unless they Delete the Shit….

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5



Here are a whole lot of pictures from the show, when it actually went down, before the gratuitous slow motion vagina zoom in shots in post production that you can’t really appreciate in these shitty youtube videos…

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Karolina Kurkova is Fat of the Day February 2nd, 2011