I know you don’t give a fuck about me, or the fact that my ass is pissing, and that my farts are 8 minutes long, because if I was you, I wouldn’t care either. I’d actually find it disgusting and ask you why the fuck you were telling me about that shit. Maybe you’ll be happy to know that today the Bold and the Beautiful was spent in the mogue, because one of the younger characters died, which is soap opera code for got a new fucking job and they had to write her off the fuckin’ show, but the good news is, like all soap opera stars who get cocky and think they can make it in the mainstream, she’ll be back when the mortgage payment needs to be made….I only have the TV for one more day, so I better get this stomach flu I call liver failure out of my fucking system, it’s fucking up
Here’s some links from around the internet from sites that aren’t sick. Assholes.
Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like Sam Ronson in Her Lesbian Boots and Lesbian Smurf Hat and Lesbian Ripped Jeans….Sucking Her Lesbian Finger….Lesbian…
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Alien Prank Goes Bad
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Holly Madison is Average At Best
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Megan Fox Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
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Alyssa Milano See Through Thong Throwback
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Melisa is Worth Checking Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now That’s What I Call a Recovery
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Tila Tequila’s Tits Best Moments Of 2008
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Jessica Biel Is Actually Looking Alright For Once
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Star Wars Accapella, You Fucking Nerd
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Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Other
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I Need More Amanda Bynes
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Ugly and Her Music Sucks
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Jay Leno And His Chin Are Staying Put For Now
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There’s Nothing Like the Holidays
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Sells Leggings and Acts Crazy at Nordstrom
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What’s In the Bag?
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Sled Jump/Head Smash
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How About a Walrus Playing the Saxaphone?
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Christina Ricci is Pinching Her Nipples
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Tom Cruise Gives the Spencer Pratt Marriage Advice in The Weirdest Video of the Day
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A Wunder Boner Will Make Your Day Better
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Sybilla is One Gift You Will Def Want to Unwrap On Christmas
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Because Two Girls Are Better Than One
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Well Now We See Which Side of the Family Britney Inhertited CRAZY From
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Marc Ruffalo’s Wife/GF is a Smokin’ Hot. Oh, and His Brother Also Got Murdered
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Striptease of the Day
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So THAT’S What Happens After an F-18 Crashes
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And This is What Happens What You Light Yourself on Fire
You Know, In Case You Weren’t Sure
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Those Are Some Serious Titties….
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Some Token Kodak Moments
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Angelique Boyer is a Mexican Actress os Some Shit
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Destiny Makes Post It Notes Amazing
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Alright Let’s Settles This Once and For All
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If Tyra Banks is Among the Smartest People On TV, I Am Sober, and You Are Not a Virgin
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Suzanne Stokes Brings Some Holiday Cheer
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As Much As I Hate to Admit It, Kid Rock Has a Point
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Breathing Fire on the Mexican Border For Change is Better Than Sucking Cocks in a Brothel
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In Case You Missed It, Here is 1 Guy, 1 Cup
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Some Cute Teen Getting Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Get Yourself a Teen Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Some Montreal Slut I’ve Never Met…Giving me the Sex Eyes…I Have That Affect on Women When I am Lookin’ At Pictures of Them Like The Creep That I Am….
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