So I accidentally got invited to some denim event…..see photo above…..because I guess someone put me on a list of relevant media people to invite to fashion events as some kind of joke….anyway some poor intern emailed me this:
Hi!
I apologize in advance if you are not located anywhere near New York, and receive this invite, as it is hard to tell where some are based. If you are indeed in or around the NYC area, and would like to attend please let me know what time you’d like to come in.
So I answered her pretending that she was the ass in the flyer…..
hot asssssss
you have no idea the things I would do to that ass
what I wouldn’t to to douse those jeans in gasoline and burn them off you just to get to that ass
i will turn your ass into DJ AM.
i love youWith Love,Â
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
She didn’t get the joke….
I’m sorry – what?
And I closed it like this….
What do you mean what? You just sent me a pic of your ass in jeans.
I was just saying you have a hot ass and that I love you.
Why you acting like you have no idea what I am talking about?
why you making me feel like I date raped you?
I hate why girls play that “I just cockteased the shit out of you and now you’re sexually harrassing me you pig” bullshit….
motherfucker.With Love,Â
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
I kinda feel bad, I am sure she doesn’t realize I am just fucking with her, I can expect no more invites to fashion events I guess….I always ruin things….
Here are my links:
Carrie Fisher Sounds Like She Knows How to Party
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Motorcycles Belong OUTSIDE Dipshit
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Lohan Lesbian Cleavage
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Meet the Sluts of Miss World
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I Always Assumed Scientologists Hated Christmas, Like The Jews
But Hey, What Do I Know?
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Nicky Hilton Kind of Upskirt
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This Will Make You Feel Slightly Less Pathetic
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Rebecca Loos Naked in Zoo…..
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The Hottest Greek Women Ever
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The 10 Hottest MMA Girls of All Time
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Kim Basinger is Looking Good at 55
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Rinaldo’s Hot Ex is in a Calendar Naked of the Day
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Demi Lovato of Disney Fame is a CUTTER!!!! And we love Jailbait with a Broken Soul!!!!!
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A Blonde and Brunette is My Kind of Combo
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More Whores From Rock of Love
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Nicole Arbour Has a Calendar
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I’m Sorry, But Dogs ARe Fucking Stupid, and This is Proof
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The 10 Greatest Fastfood Sides of All Time
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Cate Blanchette is Pretty Smokin’ For an Old Bitch
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I Don’t Know What She’s Wearing but This Model Agness Deyn is Pretty Hot
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I Gotta Hand It the Girl, Britney Done Good
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The Recession is Even Hitting the North Pole
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Beach Gymnast Takes Out Chick in a Bikini
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Invent Destiny!!!
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The Spank Bank is One Bank The Recession Won’t Touch
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Red Head Dream Girl
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Tribute to Mrs. Clause
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Ricky Martin and the Joy of Gay
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Lovely Lady Has Some Alone Time
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Katie Holmes Has Herpes
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Scott Ruffalo is Dead, and It’s His Own Fault
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Striptease of the Day
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Tow Truck Gets PWNT!
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Naked Chicks and Guns
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Attention Whore!!
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Everyone Hates Naomi Campbell
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Gina Novak is in the Woods
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Let’s Say Goodbye to the Warm Weather the Only Way We Know How
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Madonna Needs to Learn to Be a Bit More Frugal
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Waste Time Here
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Now THAT’S How You Propose to Someone
Some Guy’s Got A Freakishly Weird Second Asshole…
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Jack Sparrow Fired from Disneyland Because They Were Getting Flashed By Teenage Girls
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Topless Lady in TIght Bikini Bottoms Doing a Dance….Video…
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Her Name is Nikkala Stott and She’s Got Hot Tits….
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Pole Dance How To
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And This is Just Wrong
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Asian Dance Party
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Because Sluts Are One of Those Things You Just Can’t Get Enough Of
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….
This Girl Didn’t Password Her Photobucket So Here Are Her Tits…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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