Rihanna’s Got Amazing Cleavage of the Day

I am a Rihanna fan. I’m not into her music because I am not a 12 year old girl, even though I wish I was, but I am into her dominatrix costumes because I have a penis, even though it’s hardly there and barely works,. I am also into her whole rise to fame and love the fact that she’s some poor girl from the islands who would have otherwise been working as a chambermaid for some rich family to get that America “The Land of Opportunity” experience, but instead she just slept with Beyonce’s husband who offered her a record deal to keep her mouth shut, which is a lot more than I’ve given a girl who I’ve cheated on my wife with, which is usually just their hourly charge and if it’s during an outbreak, then a little herpes, and that shit is for life, not that the kind of girls I get with don’t already have a close relationship with the virus….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do know that I had no idea Rihanna had tits like this.

Rihanna’s Got Amazing Cleavage of the Day December 15th, 2008