Here’s the girl who was reported to being Hef’s new love interest, the one who broke up his union with the three other whores, because their 5 year contract had expired and he needed a new poster girl for the brand, or whatever the fuck the thinking behind the insanity that is Hef and his Playboy empire, that really isn’t insanity at all, unless you consider old fucks fucking insane, I just find it funny, like the time I jerked off using a soft wrinked cold dead bed sheet.
There’s no real science behind this shit, he finds whores willing to get naked and decides to date them, because it’s better than the other women at the old folks community, he pays them off, they perform for him and his business and it’s all a write off on his taxes as a business expense, which is a lot less expensive than real life relationships.
They went to an event recently, she took off her panties in her see-through dress, which is fitting considering what she does for her livlihood and despite it being hot in theory, I’d hate to have my wife doing this kind of shit out in public, but that’s just because no one deserves to see the disgusting mess that is her underwear…..The good news is that my wife has mobility issues and taking off her panties is a lot more challenging for her than for regular girls, pretty much explaining why her underwear is so disgusting.
I do remember convincing a girl I was out partying with to take off her underwear in the middle of a club once, it wasn’t to give me easy access, it was just to see if the power of persuasion worked and it did and it did, but just not really in my favor, because within a minute of her doing it, she must have felt like a slut because next thing I knew, she was making out with every random guy, flashing them her pussy and everything I wanted, proving that no matter what you do, some other asshole benefits more than you do from your work.
Either way, here’s Dasha Astafieva working for us to benefit.