So a couple of years ago and I went Christmas shopping for a girl I was dating at the time. I decided to get her a pair of leather gloves because I figured they were a classic gift and while I am poor, perverted, creepy and kinda mean, ignorant and maybe even a loser, I like to try to keep things classy. So when I got the clerk to help me choose a pair and she asked me what size hands the girl I was seeing was, I said I didn’t know. So she brought me the small, the medium and the large and I pulled out my boner in the middle of the store and slapped the glove up on it like my chick had done enough times with her hand that I figured I could guage what size she was, but instead, the sales girl freaked out and I was asked to leave. I guess they are the kind of store that doesn’t like selling shit. Assholes.
Here’s Stephanie Seymour in a bikini because I’m sure she’s had her fair share of dicks in her hands, mouth, ass, pussy, but I have a feeling the kid she with proves she’s not too into gloves. Merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year.
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