Fuck Christmas. This shit’s chaotic and I’ve been drinking all fucking day to celebrate. I figure I write too much so my early Christmas gift to you is not bothering to write a fucking post…
Here are my links:
Ryan Seacrest Proves there is a God….and By God That I Mean He Likes Cock
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Pam Anderson Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Susana is All Right By Me
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I Will Never Get Sick of These Chicks Playing Guitar Hero
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80’s Dating Tips for a Fucking Loser Like You
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With a Name Like Bambi, You Can Only Guess What She Does
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Can’t Stop Laughing at this Star Wars/Bush Dodging Shoes Thing
So Here it is Again
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Why I Love Japan of the Day
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Victoria Beckham is Jealous, and Here is Why
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Because I Would Hate For YOu To Die Alone
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Danielle Lloyd and Friends Want to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Katie Holmes is Looking Fucking Rough
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Michael Jackson is Dying; Buys New Home to Celebrate
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More Pam Anderson Grossness
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A Very Heroin Christmas
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Gemma Massey Will Make Even You Jews Out There Like Christmas
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Drunken Mud Wrestling is My Kind of Sport
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If America is in a Recession, No One Told Mary Kate Olsen
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Air Cylinder Versus MRI Machine
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Cody Milo Has Got Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Rocky 10 Versus Rocky 11
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Random Christmas Photos of the Day
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Because Every Man Needs a Good Slut in His Life
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It’s a Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
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Heath Ledgers Insurance Company Should BE Ashamed of Themselves
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Face Down / Ass Up
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Because I Know You Need All The Help You Can Get
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And That’s Why You Should Watch Your Alcohol Intake Over the Holidays
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Conan O’Brian is the Only Person on the Planet Who Liked Marley and Me
But He’s a Comedian, So I’m Guessing He’s Just Trying to Be Funny
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Just Can’t Get Enough
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Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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Maxim Managed to Minimize Hillary Duff’s Horseface in This Photoshoot
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Vickie Blows is Pretty Much Naked
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Duck Hunt Dog
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I’m Sure Whatever is in Your Fridge Isn’t Half as Interesting as What is in Her Fridge
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Escape From Handcuffs
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Pete Doherty is a Hot Piece
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Pretty Much Hate Each Other
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FALLOUT!!
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Lily Allen Picks Her Wedgie Cause She’s a Big Ball of Class
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How to Stop Vaginal Odor
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Hoe Or Houswife? Eva Mendes Pics
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Some Miami Slut
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