I was just stuck on a bus heading north for the last 25 hours in a snowstorm to visit my wife’s shitty family for the Holidays. They are trashier and live in deeper poverty than I do, which is almost impossible, but I figure when you move 12 hours into the wilderness of hell to build a shitty shanty that is heated by a fireplace and that barely has running water, you’re worse off than me. Luckily, their neighbor is a sex offender and has wifi and that’s why I can finally post yesterdays links.
Here they are….if I never come back it’s because I’ve been raped, murdered and buried where no one can find me….Merry Christmas…I am sure no one is reading this, except maybe the Jewish guy who reads the site…but at least I am posting them….
Paris Hilton Spent $200 000 on the Ugliest Piece of Shit Ever
Actually, a Piece of Shit is Better Looking Than This Thing
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Who Knew Jessica Alba Would Get So Disgusting So Fast
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Maria Sharapova Camel Toe Throwback
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Morgan Freeman is the Unoffical 6th Member of the Bare Naked Ladies
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Holly Madison’s Best Tit Moments
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Holly is a Hottie
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How to Score At Your Company Christmas Party
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El Presidente Needs a Pick Me Up
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Remember Dolph Lundgren? Well His Wife is Topless
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Goldie Hawn Pokies Throwback
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Because We Can’t forget About Ourselves Around the Holidays
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Here’s Beyonce Looking Stupid in her New Music Video
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Shauna Sand Whores It Up With Her Kids, Cause She is Classy Like That
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Can I Be Britney’s Dad for a Day?
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Alright, I Admit it, I Regret Never Learning How to Skateboard
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So Long Puppy Cam
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There’s Something Gifts Santa Just Can’t Bring Down the Chimey
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Catalina Explains the Internet
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Brazlian Ass Showdown
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Hockey Zamboni Fail
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Abbey Brookes is a Swinger
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Drunk Versus Fence
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Jaclyn Case is Nekkid
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Because Sometimes The Best Presents Are the Ones You Get Yourself
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Underwear Tattoo, Really?
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Okay Maybe Michael Jackson Isn’t Dying Afterall
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Denise Reichards is an Idiot, but She Looks Pretty Good in a Bikini
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Because No One Wants to Spend the Holidays Alone
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Sweet Fish
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Nothing Wrong With Girls Gone Wild
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Kate Beckinsale Looks Hot No Matter What
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The Pussycat Dolls Have Completed Their Transformation into Sex Workers
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British Bitches Go Topless
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Awesome Torrent Site For All You Geeks Out There
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More Kate Beckinsale Sexiness
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Pam Anderson Channels Her Inner Zoolander
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Pole Dance Like a Pro
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Danielle Lloyd Says Seasons Greetings
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Is Christina Milian Relevant At All?
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White Trash Sluts
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