Since I am a pretty shitty planner, I didn’t bother doing anything clever for Christmas, I’ve been stuck doing this family shit, with people who aren’t even my family. I have a feeling we ate the families pet dog that happened to go missing earlier in the afternoon, and it was delicious. I guess just a small price to pay to make this Christmas a joyous one, especially since they found him on the side of the highway a couple of years ago. The good news, no gift exchange. The bad news, I am stuck here a couple more days and there’s no hot pussy and no legit booze, just this outhouse chemical toilet water. I am sure when I come to, or die, I’ll have more to say, in the mean time, how about a some more links…because I haven’t checked my email in 5 days and I am not about to get postin’ now…I am not a miracle worker, despite what I tell girls to get them in bed….
Merry Christmas….
DJ AM is Gonna Sue, Because He Doesn’t Have Enough Money Already
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Nicola McLean is My New Obsession
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Kendra Wilkinson Was the Only Bangable Girl Next Door
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The Nine Hottest Dutch Women
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Behind the Scenes of YES MAN
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Regina Moon is Naked
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Find Some Christmas Porn
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Famous People Fall
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Stepanie Seymour Gets Her Bathing Suit On
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Liz Hurley Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Could Draw a Better Pic of Gayken That That
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Michael Jackson’s New House is Modest
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Who the Fuck Would Pay $200 for This Piece of Shit?
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Find a Christmas Present to Fuck
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Helium Jeans!!!
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Mimi Goes to Aspen
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Juliana Martins is Gorgeous
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Now That’s How You Wish Someone a Merry Christmas
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Ass Shakedown
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Baby Bowls a Strike
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Victoria Valmer Brings Season’s Greetings
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Alright, Alright, Here’s a Little Christmas Cheer
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And Here’s Your Ideal Partner
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YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY!!!
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Because Sluts Really Are the Best Christmas Present
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How Far Can You Launch Santa
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10 Best Clips of 2008
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Get Sex on Christmas
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Alec and Tina Are Fighting
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Vacation Fun
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Marisa Tomei is Still Smokin
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Alessandr Ambrosio Throwback
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Emily Scott is Topless
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A Very Busty Christmas
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All I Want For Christmas
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Fuck With Those Assholes Who Send Junkmail
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Ronson and Lohan Are Fighting Again
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Bill O’Reilly Meltdown
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Sex With a Geo Metro
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Some Christmas Bra Fake Titties…
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