I haven’t done a post in a couple of days, that’s pretty negligent of me. I know that I blame my wife for ruining my life, so I’ll just have to blame her for ruining my site, because I was carted to hell and back on the worst bus ride of my life, next to some kid who shit himself the first 15 minutes of the 25 hour ride, and who’s mother didn’t bother cleaning up the entire ride because it’s fucking Christmas and I guess she thought it was his gift to us or some shit.
The bad news was that I was sure my wife would have had a massive stroke at Christmas dinner last night, because she was grazing like a fucking cow, and when the dessert tray hit, I watched in anticipation, knowing that a human’s body shuts down after one too many Chrismas cookies or pieces of pie, but nothing happened, then I realized that maybe there is a Santa Claus, since if she had a stroke I’d be forced to fucking push her around in a wheel chair and that would be a whole other hell that I am not willing to live right now….
Here are some links…click them if you’re not buying electronics at the Boxing Day sales like all those other idiots are….
Eartha Kitt is Better Than Jesus
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Bikini Recap 2008
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More Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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Now From the Arkham Asylum
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Bikini Wrestle
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Girl on Girl is People Helping People In More Ways Than You Realize
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T&A Party 5!!
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Say What?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Best of the Best
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini, Because She Almost Sued Me
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Jennifer Aniston is Pathetic
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CHRISTmas Whore Off
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Who Knew That Homo From Twilight Had Such a Hot Bitch For a Girlfriend?
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Kanya West Sucks. Sorry Asshole
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Rebbeca is Festive
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A Very Lohan Christmas
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Babe Skates in a Thong
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Ski Jump Fail
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Mika Bodana is Wet and Wild
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Muscial Boobs!
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Random, Random, Random
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Because I Know You Are Fucking Loser Who is Alone Today
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Batman is Not Please With Robin
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Everyone Hates Speidi
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Jenna Haze is Lovely
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More Kendra Winkinson
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christmas Light Overboard
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Jodie Marsh Celebrates Her Birthday in Style and By in Style, I Mean Like a Whore
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I Miss The Crazy Britney
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Charlotte Marshall is Lovely
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Tattoos Make Christmas Better
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Hannah Hilton is Amazing
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Jesus Take the Wheel
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Jingle Bells Collab!!
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More Mexican Shit
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Jessica Burciaga
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Real World Into Toyland
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A Couple Girls Exploring Their Sexuality While Drunk…
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