I have a new New Year’s Resolution. That’s to always post my stepLINKS 4 days late to confuse you fuckers. Also on the list, cheat on my wife at least twice as much as I have this year, to make a bigger mockery of our marriage. I’d also like to spend a week eating nothing but cheese and I want to volunteer at a mental institution and switch up the meds to see how that pans out. I got so many things on the list and thanks to my lack of ambition, I’ll just keep living my life like I was Rihanna featuring T.I.
Mike Lohan wrote me an email, I won’t bother responding because it’s boring, but he did call me Lucifer
Wow what venom and what a dark soul. For your information Lucifer…
Her went on some rant about his life that I didn’t bother reading because I don’t give a fuck, but I admit that I liked that he called me Lucifer. Pretty big accomplishment when shit comes from a Born Again….
Now here are some more links cuz they cover my ass when I am sitting by the pool and by pool I mean my wife’s epileptic dog’s vomit in the corner of the room she didn’t clean up because she was all concerned he had a seizure, which is understandable….because he’s so cute.
A Dildo Collection
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Amit Freidman Will Get Your Motor Running
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Elle Macpherson’s Bikini is Teeny Tiny
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Melissa Haro Talks About Getting Naked
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Heroin(e) Problem
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Car Troubles?
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Curvey Gisele
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More Life After College
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Meet Oxana Fedorova
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And Here is Proof Madonna is Fucking Nasty
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Milla Jojovich Panty Upskirt
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You Know, I Hate Puff Daddy, But I Gotta Hand It to Him Just This Once
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I Wonder If Victoria Silvstedt Keeps Her Heels On When She Fucks?
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Porn Comes From Here
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Why Does Jessica Alba Have to Be Such a Bitch All The Time
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Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend
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Remember Mr. Bean?
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Keri is Having Fun By the Pool
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Heather Summers Has Quite the Ass
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Find Someone to Fuck, Because I Know Whatever Else You Have Planned Tonight Sucks
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And That’s Why Chicks Shouldn’t Play With Guns
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Card Throw Ninja
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Louise Glover and Her Big Old Tits
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How Could This Not End in a Face Plant?
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Laser Christmas Tree
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Man, Drew Barrymore’s Vagina Must Be Getting Tired
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Because The Rest Of Us Already Have Our Plans For NYE
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And I Thought My Cruise Was Bad
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Ana Beatriz Barros is Rather Attractive
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Jewel Plays in the Leaves
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Australia Hates Paris Hilton
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The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth
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Some Vintage Bai Ling Craziness
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Because No One Wants to Spend NYE Alone
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Melinda Messenger Has Cleavage
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Dumpster Cart Fun
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Lindsey in Black Lingerie
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Dance Like Michael Jackson in Thriller
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Donatella Versace is a Hot Piece
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Maybe Nicole Richie Isn’t SO Bad Afterall
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Pete Wentz Drank Assleeee’s Breast Milk
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Gotta See Religulous
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Oops! My Pussy Farted
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Lohan in Some Hot Lesbian Action….
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Some Slut Jamie Hammer Being Sexy and Funny….
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Her Name is Scott Taylor Compton, She’s Been in a Bunch of no name shit, and now she’s pulling a Miley in Some Self-Shot Panty Pics…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Naked Asian Chick
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Girl on Girl Action
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