I am feeling pretty under the weather and when it’s a fucking snow storm outside, that’s saying a lot. I tried telling a girl I was talking to that I wanted her to play with my weakened immune system, you know touch that shit inappropriately and make it cum down her throat, turns out that weakened immune systems don’t turn girls on, it makes them think you have AIDS, so do you best to not tell the girl you’re trying to get with that….Other than that, my life’s pretty boring, so that’s why I got you this big list of links…so click em if you’re not out getting drunk and dancing on tables, which I am sure you’re not, because you’re reading this….
Lily Allen Being PRo Cocaine May Explain Why She is So Stupid
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WTF Happened to Drew Barrymore?
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There’s Another New Whore Shacking Up at the Playboy Mansion
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A Walk in Beer Fridge is the Only Fridge I Need
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Bam Margera is a Rich Asshole and Here is the Skatepark He Built At His Place
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Elle is Nothing But Sexy
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They Finally Made an Afro Samurai Game
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Big Assed Divas Throwdown to Diva
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Anahi Gonzalez Can Clean My House Anytime
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Here’s The Video of Josh Brolin Getting Arrested
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Jade Jagger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Can’t Get Enough of Rosario Dawson
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Angelina Jolie is Gonna Buy Another Black Kid, But I Guess Thats Alright
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Why is Ann Hathaway So Fucking Boring?
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The Court Says Britney Still Ain’t Right, And a Crazy Britney is Fine By Me
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Let’s Bask in Beyonce Together
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Top 10 Videos of Celebrities Grabbing Their Boobs
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A Cow Gives Birth to a Human …..
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Dancing With the Nipple Slips
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Celebrity Cat Fight!
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Skater Takes a But Shot
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Charlotte Will Seduce You
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Why The Fuck Would You Ruin a Bentley Like That?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bulldozer Freestyle
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Because We Both Know You’ll Never Get Laid On Your Own
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Carmen Electra Makes Wire Hangers Fun
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Ski Lift FAIL
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Jessica Alba’s Mom is Going to Eat Cash Warren
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Jesus (Son of God) Can Kiss My Mexican Ass
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Sexy Babes Dance Off
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I Love Cindy Crawford More and More Everyday
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Place Your Bets!!!
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Daisey Lowe is Naked
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Jenny is a Leopord
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Because a Good Smile Can Do a Lot For You
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Vagina Boxing!
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Will Ferrell is Going to Play George Bush on Broadway
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More Jon LaJoie
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If Paris Hilton Has Only Fucked Two People, I Have a Fully Functioning Penis
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The Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2008
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Half Women, Half Donkey
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The 9 Hottest Italian Women
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Greased Up Girl Do a Slip and Slide
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Some Emo Girls Kissing and Shit
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Some Naked Chicks Being Naked
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Check Out this Hot Playboy Chick in a Whole New Language
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There Names are the Parker Sisters and They Get Naked Together
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Some Hot Drunken Sluts in Some Hot Drunken Pics
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Some Denise Milani Big Tits in a Blue Bikini Video
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10 greatest naked fight scenes ever made
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Old Lady Showing Off Some TIt
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Some Fake Lip Party….
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BONUS – People Always Bug Me for the Gallery of the Header Pics I Post…I Decided to Do Just That For You…I wonder if Diddy Hand Selected Her to Promote Ciroc Himself…That Motherfucker is Always on the Cutting Edge of Marketing…
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