Being sick is no fun, especially when it involves having fever induced nightmares of fat girls with assless pants and mini skirt that don’t quite cover what you’d want a mini skirt to cover on a fat chick, not that fat chick ass really bothers me that much, but it does when it’s my wife, and when everyong of these girls in my dreams turned around, she was sporting my wife’s face and a massive dick. I don’t really know what that says about me, and I don’t really want to further investigate, but I do know that sleeping is really my only alone time, so getting hit up by her in my sleep destroyed my little soul.
Here are my links from last night to start up your day.
Well, This is a Serious Turn On….
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Danielle Lloyd is Gettin’ Naked Again or Some Shit
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Carmen Electra is Heading The Way of Pam Anderson. Down, Waaaaaaay Down
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Because We All Need Family Time
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Elmo Poos Too!
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Weather Girl Looks Like a Real Winner, and By a Real Winner
I Mean a Complete and Utter Piece Of Shit
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And Here I Thought I Was The World’s Fastest Drinker
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Cindy is Just Plain Sexy
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Tribute to Girls in Football Jerseys
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Find Porn Here!
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Scarlett Johansson Wants to Put Her Tits to Good Use
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Extreme Tennis Camel Toe
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Sacrifice Your Friends for a Whopper
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The Southern Food Broker Corporation Super Broke Shuffle
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Here’s Some Sam Ronson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Freida Pinto is All Over the Place and I Love It
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Give It Up For Kobe
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Alexa Loren Will Make You Cookies
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Taking the Racer on Ice
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How About Some Vintage Mini Me?
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Human Slingshot
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Louise Glover is One of a Kind
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Crazy Drunk Wants to Fuck With the Cops
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Jesus is a Friend of Mine
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Sluts Just Because
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Man Breaks Toilet Seats Over Head
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Babe Wakes Up
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Lily Allen, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rosie Jones and Friends
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Sarah Shahi is Sexy, But Take Off Those Stupid Glasses
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They Make Dumpster Babies in Jersey
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12 Girls, 1 Tube
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Gravity is a Bitch
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He is Good With a Gun
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Kim K’s Ass Just Keeps Getting Better
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Base Jump in a Wing Suit
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Some Young Busty Chick Hot Self Shots
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….
Some Asian Fetish Pussy Pics
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Some More of the ASian Model Posing
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Some Sluts on NYE Ring In the New Year Tongue Kissing…
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BONUS:
The 15 Hottest New Porn Stars
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