I was planning to orchestrate a huge production for Sam Ronson just to get my revenge on Lohan for reaching out to me. I came up with a few ideas, like getting 100 people to show up in Fuck Lohan T-shirts, or to convince 100 people to throw rotting fish at her as she DJs, or to get no one to show up to the event and have her and the club at a loss for why the only person in the place is staff, but then I realized I have no pull and I am too irrelevant for stunts, but it would have been funny, so I found a cheap bottle of wine, I drank it and I’m sitting on my computer. The night is still young so any crazyness can happen, but it usually doesn’t. So I guess training my penis to be a vagina was just a huge waste of fucking time….but again, I didn’t put much effort into.
Have yourself a merry little weekend you cocksucker, here are my links, I may be back tomorrow with something revolutionary, but that is definitely not a promise. Cuddles.
Everyone Wants Someone they Can Abuse….and not get arrested.
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The Girl Scouts of American Are Going to Have to Answer to Me
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There’s Something About Katie Green that is Big
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Tiffani-Amber Thiessen’s Hottest Pics
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Kiera Knightley Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Uncle Jesse’s Girl
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More From the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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Do the Crotch Hop
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Because It’s a Lot Cheaper Than Paying a Lawyer for Defending Your Rape Charge
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Meet Eva
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Holly Weber Needs to Take That Crocheted Bikini Off
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RIP Veatrice From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Osbourne Checks Her Fat Ass Into Rehab
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Sigourney Weaver Granny Upskirt
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I Wanna Punch Shenae Grimes in the Face
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Boy George, You Fucked Up
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Sienna Miller is Bringing Her Tattered Vagina to Broadway
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Work out Alternative for Stay At Home Dad
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Nikki Case and Mina Play Pretend Lesbian
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Note to Self: Tigers Are Dangerous
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Well It’s Official. Pete Wentz is Definitely a Homo
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Diane Sawyer is Most Probably Drunk
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Audrey Bitoni is Busting Out All Over the Place
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And This Is Why You Should Never Go to China Ever
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How Else Are You Ever Going to Get a Girlfriend?
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Red Neck Dentist
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Walmart Brings the Smiles From All Over
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The Hottest Playboy Centerfolds from 1980 – 1985
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Real Hot
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Pussy Play in Public
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Mariah Carey is Such a Whiney Fucking Bitch
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Because We Both Know You Have No Other Plans This Weekend
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The Sluts WHo Tennis Fuck
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Bond Girl Cleavage
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Amanda Heard Has Me Hypnotized
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Protests in Isreal Pretty Much Look Like the Awesomest Thing Ever
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Lux Cassidy and Kayden Cross Arent Twins, But They Are the Next Best Thing
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Kat Khol’s is a Playboy Beauty
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Russian Parkour Failure
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use and Old Satilitte Dish to Boost a Wireless Signal
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I Love My Cell Phone In Your Vagina!!
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Courtney Love Hates the Jews
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The Best Review of Donkey Punch EVer
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Just Like Hollywood, In Politics You Just Sort of Fail Upwards
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Of Course the Obama’s Like Fisting, Who Doesn’t?
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Casey Carleson May Be Enough to Make Me Watch American Idol
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Crazy Tits in Vegas, Meet Crazy Tits in Toronto and Crazy Outfit in Miami. The World Seems to be Full of Sluts.
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