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I met a guy who was a mortician the other day. Now I find that to be the shittiest fucking job in the world and I guess he does too, because he was fucking wasted. I tried getting some dirt as to whether he’s ever fixed up a hot girl and he tried to play casual, but I could tell by the excitement in his eyes that he totally got off to their naked bodies and I mean, when you’re a mortician, it’s really the only naked girls you get to see, cuz regular girls are creeped out by you and your ability to doctor up the dead and you know if you touch them inappropriately, not only will they never tell on you, but they’ll also never say no.
Here are some links to get your through the night….
Everybody’s Got to Make a Living, Even Desperate Girls Who Like to Get Naked!
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Wino’s Crack Den Got Radied, Most Likely By Her Crack Head Friends
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Finger Board Fun
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This Barack Obama Song Starts Pretty Gay, Then Gets Amazing
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Which Superbowl Team Has the Hottest Chicks
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Because Changing Tires Can Be Dangerous
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Joanna and Marta Are The Hottest Sisters Ever
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Get Laid
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Veluet Will Make You Think Dirty Thoughts
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Man, What an Asshole
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Nip/Tuck Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Show EVer
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Adele Silva Topless Throwback
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Coolio Has Still Got It
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Because You’ll Most Probably Die Old and Alone
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Ashton Kutcher is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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striptease of the Day
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Bar Rafaeli is Smokin
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Renee Zellweger us Fucking Weird Looking
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Sabrina Knechtli Gallery
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Alex Loren Has a Hula Hoop
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Lap Dance Awkwardness
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Chantelle Fontaine Has Some Huge Fucking Tits
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How NOT to Rock
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The Paps Prank K-Fed
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Porn Makes Weekends Fun
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Kittens on a Roomba
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Let Them Eat Cake
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Blow Me!!
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Worst Surfing Wipeouts
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Who Wouldn’t Cheat on Khloe Kardashian
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I’m in the Mood for Boobs
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Don’t Be Surprised if You See Lohan Down at the Unemployment Office
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Here’s the Side of Miley Cyrus’ Tit, You Pedophile
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Now That’s a Nice Plumbers Crack
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Dirty, Dirty Girls
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Britney Nicole is a Playboy Babe
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Vegas Casino Fight
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Bend Spoons With Your Brain
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Passed Out Emo Slut
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Pussy and Ass Randoms
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This Paula Abdul Stalker Suicide Shit Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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Pissing From The Iory Tower
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Lovely in Lingerie
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I like these fake titties from Toronto, but I am more down with the sluts from LA
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BONUS
Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
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Another Bonus Video – Watch the family reaction to their aunt as a hog caller on Leno the other night and she’s pretty fucking hot, but not as hot as her family’s support. I am surprised they know what Youtube and Digital Cameras are.