Not to beat a dead horse with my dick or anything, but I am still very excited about this strap-on, but in talking to my new best friend on facebook, I realized something.
This one sex toy company is the only people who ever send me anything, I always assumed it was to review their product, but realized that last month they sent me a prostate massager and now they’ve sent me a strap on. I think they are telling me to fuck myself in some weird sex toy company passive aggressive way. I still think I’ve come out on top.
Here are my links….
Why Waste Time With a Slut Who Won’t Put Out?
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Don’t Lie, Loser, You Know You Would Hit That All Day
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Denise Milani and Her Fucking Retarded TIts
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What’s Your Secret Method?
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Olivia Munn is Cumming
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Beer Bottle Dominoes is Amazing
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Celebuslut Cartoon Fun
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Debbie Does Hooker Boots
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Peta Pretty Much Disgusts Me More Than Anything, And That Is Not an Easy Feat
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Let’s Rejoice of Memories Past When Jessica Alba Was Fucking Smokin’ Hot
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Cheyenne Tozzi May be Dead in the Near Future, So Let’s ENjoy Her in a Bikini
For Most Probably the Last Time
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Jodie Marsh: Tit Inspector
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Drew Barrymore Hotness
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How Else Are You Gonna Meet Your Future Wife?s
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Jesus, When Did Emma Watson Get So Sexy
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Gwenyth Paltrow, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Abigail Clancy Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
Lookin’ Reeeeeeal Good
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Jaime Pressly is a Workout Slut
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Shay Laren /camo Beauty
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How About Some Sex in the Kitchen?
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Fast Food Nut Shot
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Laura Lee is a Lasy in Red
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Striptease of the Day
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This Kid is Totally Highs
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Because You Gotta Pass the Time Somehow
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Desperately Random Internet Imagery
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Wrestlng Epic Fail
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Alessandra Ambrosio May Have Ruined Her Vagina, But Man, Her Body Looks Bangin’
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Tori Spelling is Pretty Much Disgusting
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Redneck Monkey Bar Mouth Hang
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Lingerie Bedroom Slut Strips Down
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Call Me a Homo, Because Blind Items Bring Out My Inner Gays
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WTf Happened to Jordana Brewster?
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Shay Laren in the Mirror
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AHHHHHHH MEGAN FOXXX!
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The Great British Boobs of 2009
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Make Your Own USB Battery
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Cassie Dzienny is Your Quinessential Girl Next Door
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What’s Wrong With This Picture
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Chocolate Surprise
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I call This the Superbowel Destroyer…
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70s Sock Ad Doing the American Apparel
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10 Playmates You Probably Don’t Want to Fuck
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Alien 4 is Better than Sex
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Some Teacher Tricks Her Student Into Banging Her Disgusting Pussy. If She Was Hot, This WOuld Be a Moment of Jealousy…Instead, It’s Just Sick.
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One of Harvey Levin’s (The Dude Who Runs TMZ) Parties….
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!!!BONUs!!!
Because I Know Those Lawyer Fees From Your Stalker Trial Are Adding Up, Get a Bitch Who’s Not Sedated..
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Professional and Naked Picture Collection
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Some Ethnic Erotica
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More Ethnic Erotica….
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Some Party Girl Naked in Bed
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What the fuck is going on in Vegas?
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Bonus – One of the Worst Strip Videos on Youtube