Valentines is coming up and I came across an old notebook I used to write my insanity in and came across a poem you should write in a card for your wife that I wrote.
Wife,
I love the way you cook.
I’ve accepted that you don’t look
the way you used to look
But I’m still down with your book.
And by book I mean vagina.I don’t really love it.
It definitely smells like shit.
And doesn’t look anything like a slit.
but I am married to it.
and it’s better than jerking my dick.
but not much….Love,
Husband
Either way, I am not giving my wife shit, she doesn’t deserve any attention, but I am giving you links so click ’em
You May Not Get Laid, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Have a Little Fun
GO
This Whore Named Lynn is By Far The Best Thing on TV
GO
Take Your Pic: Which Athletes Wife Would YOU Fuck?
GO
How to Fight: A Step By Step Guide
(Seriously, This is Good)
GO
The 9 Hottest Australian Women
GO
Let’s Laugh At Chinese People Who Can’t Speak English Together
GO
Mel B Showing Off Her Fit Tits
GO
Ayla Sky is All Wet
GO
I Don’t Know About You
BUT I WANNA DANCE!
GO
This is Michael Phelps Brain on Drugs
GO
Kendra Wilkinson Does What She Does Best
GO
She May Be Old, But Damn Rachel Hunter Has a Nice Ass
GO
Not Sure Who Aishwarya Rai IS And That’s Fine Because I Prefer
To Not Know The Name of the Women I Stalk
GO
Mischa Barton Has Pretty Much Finished Her Transformation Into a Homeless Person
GO
This Jessica Simpson Weight Gain Thing is Getting Out of Hand
GO
Because It’s Cheaper Than Going to a Movie
GO
Business Meetings Are What You Make Them To Be
GO
Striptease of the Day
GO
s
This Bill O’Reilly / Christian Bale Freak Out Battle is Amazing
GO
Melissa Wants a Midnight Snack
GO
Finally a Fashion Trend Even I Can Get Down With
GO
Fun With a Human Catapault
GO
If You Don’t Use It, You’ll Lose It
GO
Sabrina is Secductive and Sexy
GO
And That’s Why Females Shouldn’t Drive
GO
Man or Women? You Decide!
GO
We All Know a Faceplant is Good For a Laugh
GO
Miss Universe Will Rock You World
GO
Lesbians In The Shower Make Even My Limp Dick Hard
GO
There’s No Fucking Way You’re Getting Laid Tonight, Don’t Lie
GO
How About I Roundhouse Kick You in the FACE?!
GO
Rachel Bilson is Just Too Perfect
GO
Celebrity Legs Sex Offs
GO
And This is Pretty Much the Best Invention Ever Made
GO
Monica Belucci is Topless
GO
Lenka’s Lips Are Rad
GO
Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game!! No Shit!
GO
Jude Law is a Cross Dressing Homo
GO
Here’s Some More Mac Propaganda For You Nerds Out There
GO
Water Melon Fucker!
GO
I Would Totally Bang Mary Kate Olsen
(With a Bag Over Her Head)
GO
Zombies Attack!!
GO
Obama’s Reality Show
GO
Upskirt Video AWesomeness
GO
The 10 Funniest Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
GO
Here are the World’s Most Disgusting Fake Tits
GO
The Hottest Slut on Model Mayhem….I am Guessing a Product of Lots of Positive Reinforcement
GO
Some Kid High After Dental Surgery Made me Laugh….
GO
BONUS – IT’s World Nude Day
GO
Some Old Jews Telling Jokes
GO
ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Girl and Her Vagina
GO
Sluts
GO