I am hung the fuck over. I just managed to crawl out of bed a few minutes ago, so not it’s time to start posting my vomit I call writing like I do everyday. Yay!
Some dude sent me this video of Paris Hilton in the UK. He was hanging out with her and he felt it’d be a good idea to film from the inside out, so people get an idea of what it is to be Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, the dude’s a couple years too late on this, because hanging with Paris is about as exclusive as riding the City Bus, but I know he was excited and impressed by the experience and how she treated him respectfully, which I guess in Paris Hilton terms means she insisted on using a condom because she knew she was having an outbreak and didn’t feel up to passing that shit onto him, which was really nice of her.
Either way, check out this video of the paparazzi going nuts over this tired vagina.