I don’t know what’s going onto Jessica Simpson’s face, but if this is what she looks like with no make-up on, they’ve done a good fucking job filling up her birth defects with movie make-up every time she leaves her fucking house all these years. At first I thought maybe I was lookin’ at it from a bad angle, or maybe it was just a bad picture, but in every single one of these, except the one from behind, Jessica Simpson looks like a monster. The kind of monster who eats all the food at every all you can eat buffet in the city. Stupid post? I agree. Blame my hangover and not me.