Here’s something fascinating. I was trying to get into my stats on my site and typed in anayltics.goog.com . I messed up the URL but was fascinated by what I found, not that I was that surprised with the desperation that went into this, her biological clock is ticking after all…Try it.
So I was in a car with a friend of mine and we saw a cleaning crew carrying a shop vac, so I rolled down the window and screamed “Your Vacuum Sucks”, thinking my bad joke would go over well and people would get it. Instead, no one laughed or appreciated the best bad joke of the day.
Enough of that, here are my links…
Now This is How You Pole Dance…Holla!
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Weird Valentine’s Day Cartoon….
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Cyber Sex is the Closest Thing to Real Sex a Virgin Like You Will Ever Get
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Everyday that Goes By I Hate Shanae Grimes Just a Little Bit More
And Her 9021-ORANGE Tan May Have Just Pushed Me Over The Edge
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DON’T EAT THE WINGS AT HOOTERS
(SERIOUSLY, THIS IS DISGUSTING)
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Because I Am Still Laughing At Christian Bale
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Living On A Continent On Brooklyn Deckers Ass Would Pretty Much Be Heaven on Earth
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This Octobabie Bitch Gets MOre Disgusting By the Day, By Both Her Actions and The Way She Looks
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I Love Bigots As Much As The Next Person, But Since He’s a Cartoon, It’s Okay
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Who Doesn’t Love a High Five Now and Again?
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Fetish: The 10 Hottest Bald Head Chicks
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Being Woken Up by Fake Gunshots Is Even Worse Then Being Woken
Up By Real Ones In My Opinion
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Dead
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This New Bitch on American Idol is Kind of a Dog and Despite That,
Or Maybe Even Because of It, I Totally Want to Give it To Her
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Jazz Will Make Your Penis Want to Dance
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Self Shot Sluts
(Say That 3 Times Fast)
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Tatiana Del Toro Will Make You Want to Stick a Hot Curling Iron In Your Ear and Open It
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George Clooney May Well Get Tortured and/or Beheaded in Pakistan
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson Most Probably Has a Flesh Eating Disease.
Maybe He Can Get Some Skin Grafts From All The Kids He’s Molested
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Linday Lohan Pretty Much Looks Like an Upside Down Mop.
I Miss Her Big Tits, Don’t YOu?
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Danica Patrick is in Sports Illustrated
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The Sham-Wow Dude Methhead vs The Oxy Clean Homo Would Be a Death Match I Would Pay to See
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My Fatass Will Throwdown With Alexa Loren on the Tennis Court Any Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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If Thinking ThisBody Builder Chick Makes Me Part Homo, I’m Okay With That
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Spider Man Failure
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Roxanne Will Drive You Wild
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Even a Human Garbage Disposal Like Me Would Draw the Line When It Comes to Eating 20 Live Scorpions
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Hot Lesbians Usually Have a Way of Making a Bad Day Better
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Another Ugly Grade School Teacher is Fucking One of Her Students Again
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I Mean, Who HASN’T Been So Drunk That They Can’t Even Put Their Shorts On?
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Chris Brown is SINGLE! Ladies, One at a Time, Don’t All Maul Him At Once
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Keeley Hazell Topless Has Become a Part of My Daily Routine as Passing Out in Alleys and Wanting to Kill My Wife
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I Think These Tits -May- Actually Be Real
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Sued…For $4 Billion Dollarss
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More SI Swimsuit Sluts
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Jessica Simpson Goes Further Down the Road of Stupidity
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Remember the Little Hot Chick on Fresh Prince??
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Too Much Magic Bus
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Krystal Forscutt is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Shit
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Burn Some Shit Down? Why Not?!s
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Britney Continues Down Her Path Back to Whoredom
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Will Ferral Can Do No Wrong
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Valentine’s Day VIdeo Lap Dance Amazingness
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Columbo’s Wife Losing Her Shit on a Fan….
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Can You Take Your Eyes of this Big Titty Bitch’s Moustache?
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11 Ads To Disgust or Disturb You….
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Some Cupid Viral Video For Valenties Day About the Economic Crisis….or Some Shit…
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Webcam Girl And Sex Toys
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Some Sensual Seduction Webcam Dance Weirdness
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Some Shy Teen Doing a Quick Webcam Strip
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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A Tale of Two Pussies
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Blonde in the Bathroom
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HELP DRUNKENSTEPFATHER OUT- Vote Our Reddit Submissions UP!!!
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Some Fat Chick in Her Bikini