I didn’t realize that it was a holiday everywhere in the fucking world today and I ended up posting more than ever and I am pissed off about that. I should have been sitting on my ass all day doing nothing…oh wait…I was. Everyday is a fucking vacation. Everyday is Spring break. I just distract myself by writing bullshit for you, but I’m still pissed off that you fuckers didn’t work and I wasted my time pretending to work when I could have been doing something else, like sexually harassing girls on facebook, oh wait, I did that anyway. Who am I kidding, this is all I have goin’ for me, unless you consider harassing Defending Lily Allen by Dissing Perez Hilton on Twitter my true life work….
Either way, here are some links to tide you over until I wake up.
I Hope Kate Moss’s New Baby Is as Hot As She Looks In This Photo, Or At Least Made of Cocaine
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The Naomi Watts Full Frontal Nudity Pictures I Won’t Buy
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Chris Brown’s PSA About Domestic Abuse
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The Tunnel of Sexual Assault is What I call my Wifes Vagina.
It’s Also a Pretty Awesome Theme Park Ride
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A Collection Of Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Photos
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Hitler is Still Raw About How the Superbowl Went Down
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Who Knew Thandi Newton Could Provoke Boners So Well?
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A Giant Skateboard Out Thrashes Anything
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Start Your Week Off On a High Note
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Next Time You See a Slut With a Gucci Handbag, You Can Thank ScarJo’s Massive Rack
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Everyguy Wanted to Fuck His Babysitter at One Point
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Carina Will Make You Hate Your Girlfriend, or In Your Case, Blow Up Doll
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Can YOU Tell Which Of These Britney’s Are Made of Wax?
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Striptease of the Day
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I Can Never Get Enough of Charlize Theron
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As Sure As The Sun Rises in The East, Keeley Hazell Will Show You Her Tits
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Amanda Bynes Takes Her Legs to Fashion Week
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The Only Way to Make It Easier Is If I Fucked Them For You
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Cameron Diaz Continues on Her Cougar Rampage
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Bar Rafaeli Hotness
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Charlie’s Zombies is the Newest Cinema Feature Starring Lohan and Others
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Lidiya is For All You Fire Crotch Lovers
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X-Ray Goggles Will Make Our Lives Betters
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I Guess Your Face Can Serve As Breaks When All Else Fails
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Amy Reid Will Be in Your Dreams
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Now Here’s a Local Weather Man I Would Tune Into Everyday
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Now THAT’S What I Call Self Service
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Obama Will Beatbox His Way Into The Hearts of People Everywhere
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Benji Madden is Most Probably Bumping Vaginas with Katy Perry
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When Mail Order Porn Goes Wrong
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Because We All Need Something to Inspire Hope
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Sophie Howard Bares All On the Beach
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Bold Babe Explores Areas Unknown
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Sienna Miller is a Bit of a Fucking Bitch
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Eliza Dushku: March Rocks sMaxim Magazine
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April Scott is To Die For
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Miley Cyrus Can’t Remember the Lyrics
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Salma Hayeks Tits Are Officially Off The Market
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Cat Tortuerer Posts His Vids on Youtube, and Fucks Himself in the Process
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Christian Bale Get Raped By The Unfunniest Show On TV
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Shaq Gets His Dance On, Ya’ll
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Another Hollywood Remake That Will Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Face
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A Collection of 500 of the Best Daytona Bikini Pics
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Some Amazing Dukes of Hazzard Bloopers to Make You Forget That Shitstorm Remake of a Movie
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Hot – Young – Busty Webcam Show in Her Kitchen Amazingness
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The Ultimate in Awkward Girlfriend Filming Herself Masturbating for her Boyfriend Because Part of her is a Slut, She’s Just Too Young to Fully Grasp It and Be Comfortable With It…But She Still Cums…
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Some Webcam Booty Slow Dance
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Webcam Booty Dance…
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Have you Seen This Video of Two 18 Year Old Girls Kissing In Some Kid’s Room in their Thongs….Well You Should…It’ll Remind of that Babysitting Fantasy You Had
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Drunk Sluts Fro Around the Country
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Death By Dildo Seems Like One Hell of a Way to Go Out
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Some PBS Pussy Flash
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Crazy Asian Freakout
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