Coco went to some Aubrey O’Day 25th Birthday party, because white blonde girls who black guys go nuts over like to stick together and she brought her crazy fucking tits.
Speaking of crazy fucking tits, I was supposed to go to the strippers last night with an old friend of mine. We used to go 6 or 7 nights a week depending on how wrecked we were come Sunday, but as we got older and he got a job, that all ended.
We had some pretty useless times there getting to know some of the girls, getting to know some of the staff, never getting anything for free, never getting laid out of it, and never even getting these girls to give us their real names or to invite us out to party with them, because we weren’t drug dealers in our 20s, but instead creepy old guys who smell.
It sucks how superficial the world we live in is and that’s all I have to say about this Coco bitch who everyone knows is just a live-in prostitute except for Ice-T.
Also at the event, some slut named Whitney Thompson and Her Stupid Floppy Tits