Spencer Pratt’s Sister in a Bikini of the Day

The best thing about The Hills is that they take nobodies and turn them into celebrities that teenage girls and bored 9-5ers become obsessed with, my to broaden the scope of their uselessness, they bring in the siblings. So I am not well versed in Hills Trivia, because I want them all the just disappear and collectively they are about as important as the pile of dog shit I stepped in this morning and a hell of a lot more irritating, I do know that this one is Spencer’s sister and that knowledge makes me want to re-focus this site on what’s important…internal cumshot porn because it is the way nature wanted us to do it….oh and here are these assholes in Hawaii showing us that being waste of space who contributes nothing to society pays well, has amazing benefits and a pretty fucking solid upside.

Spencer Pratt’s Sister in a Bikini of the Day February 18th, 2009