I wish I had something important to say. Something funny. I mean I know I had all kinds of random things that pissed me off today and reminded me of good stories I haven’t shared but I watched American Idol at a friend’s house and now I am numb. Maybe that’s why people like the shit because it makes them feel part of something stupid, that’s something we all need. Unfortunately, I need sleep and will be back tomorrow unless I die in my sleep, which may happen.
In the meantime, if you’re not using twitter get on it. I thought shit was stupid for the longest time, but now I am knee deep in the shit and it’s addictive.
If you are on twitter add me to the shit….Perez Hilton has 18,000 followers, I have 5.
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If you’re not, I won’t let you leave empty handed because here are my stepLINKS….
Because I Know You Cry Yourself to Sleep Alone At Night
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Amy Fisher Will Take Her Clothes Off For You
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Celebrity slaughter House
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Bon Jovi Makes Being On the Jumbotron Way More Gay Than It Already Is
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Fast and the Furious 3 – Amish Country Drift
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Can Adriana Lima Replace Amy Winehouse Permanently Please?
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Waking Up to a Hose is Not Fun
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What’s In YOUR Vagina?
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Rosario Dawson is Hot Throwback
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There’s No Way You Can Do It Alone
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Amadine is a Girl Next Door Type
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Hanna Hilton Will Do Your Body Good
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I Always Thought The Best Part About The History of slavery Was Golf Courses, Casinos and The Jackson 5
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Striptease of the Days
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Isla Fisher Looks Hot When She Fixes Herself Up
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WTF Happened to Kellie Pickler’s Face?
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It’s Like a Map to Treasure, But With Pussy
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I’m Really Loving Drew Barrymore as a Blonde
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Some Fashion Week Fashion Whores
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Banks Versus Credit Unions
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Crissy Moran Does a Sexy striptease
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Hayden Panty-Airs is Back on the Market
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Videos That Centre Around Toilets Can Never Be Good
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Motivation Helps You Get the Job Done
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When a Fat Jumps a Mailbox, You Can Expect Good Times
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Olya is Shining
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Bianca Gascoigne is More Wasted Than I Was Last Night
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I’m All For an Hour Glss Figure, But This is Fucked Up
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And That’s Why You Say No To Drugs
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Go Kart Crash Goes Boom
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Lucia Dvorska is Lovely
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Kate Moss Topless Action
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Big Old MILF and Her Big Old Tits
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Maybe Lohan is Fucking Chace Crawfords
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The Aida Yespica Show
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The Best Fight Scene Ever
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Jessica Biel Assumes the Position
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Miss USA 1991 is Starting Her Porn Career! Yes!
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2 Times the Bush is 2 Times Too Many
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I Wanna Bang Halle Berry So Bad
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Smack That Prolapse
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Some Flaming Shots Gone Wrong Videos
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Would you Fuck This Blue Frog Woman…
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Vivid’s 25 Years of Erotic Photography (aka porn)
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Some German TV Host Grabs Some Random Chick He’s Interviewing’s Tit….
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SI Girls in Vegas, Fake Tits in Montreal. Good Times
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