In more tragic news, Lady Gaga was at the Brits pushing her sucking her dick to the top skills to the next level to secure a stronger UK audience by somehow working her way onto the bill by performing with the legendary gay anthem Pet Shop Boys because I guess they thought she was in their target market, until bitch took off her pants and they realized there was no sign of testicle.
The point is that she befriends the media like Perez because she knows he is huge and has huge visibility and plays nice to him so he thinks he is in because he’s a bottom feeding lonely leach trying to get the respect he thinks he deserves and her text messages provide that glimmer of hope, she befriends other artists, she caters to the gay market and the whole time she does it, she’s fucking ugly, I’m talking monster fucking ugly and there’s no sign of her disappearing yet, not that it’s easy for a mutant with a birth defect to keep low profile anywhere she goes, but as long as she’s off the TV, Internet and Radio, I’ll be happy.