I went to the police station with my friend to get finger printed for some petty crime he got implicated in. Turns out that going with someone the cops consider a criminal is a bad fucking idea because the fuckers ended up pushing me up against the wall when I was mocking him from the waiting area, you know pointing and laughing, simulating the electric chair and making prison rape jokes and full cavity search jokes and I guess cops don’t find jokes funny. They ended up cuffing me, bringing me to an office and sweating me about what I do for a living and how I know my friend. I guess they were just trying to teach me a lesson and let me know that a police station isn’t a place for good fuckin’ times, but maybe if they laughed a little more, they wouldn’t be such fucking assholes.
Here are my stepLINKS, I am spent, 4 hours of interrogation for something that was supposed to be a stop off on the way to the fucking bar is draining. If you’re wondering, they let me off with a warning. I guess my bad jokes no one gets are actually a fucking crime, I guess I should have listened to pretty much everyone who has told me I sucked all these years.
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The Lindsay Lohan Extreme Diet
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Some Bra Ad Campaign With Girls in Playing Music in Their Bras Video
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Jenny McCarthy Still Has It
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