I haven’t got that much sleep the last 24 hours because I’m on Twitter and Michael Lohan told me that I crossed the line in things I’ve said to him.
Now, I’m standing by the door with a kitchen knife, paranoid he’s gonna come get me. You know, he did try to off his family, so I can’t imagine what he’d do to me.
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On a side note, my homeless neighbor just beat the fuck out of his cat lady wife and I heard the whole thing. I’d call the cops but it’s really not my problem
Here are my links a day late…
Rihanna Makes Her Official Statement and Forgets to Thank Me for All My Support
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Cindy Crawford Takes Her Mom Ass Out to Pump Some Gas so You Can Pump One Out.
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Actors We Think Are Dead
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The 10 Hottest Cheerleaders Ever
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Sienna Miller Showing Off Some Tit and I Like It.
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More Sluts at the Sienna Miller Tit Showing Off Party
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Paris Hilton’s Ironic T-Shirt Amazingness…Funny Cum Never Stops Me From Wearing the Same Shirt Twice…
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Mean FOx Grabbing a Steering Wheel Like it Was Your Cock
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Girls Aloud Cheryl Tweedy Shows Off her Tweed Panties
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Girls of FHM Doing Some SOng and Dance You’ll Like
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Some Lego Porn
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Annalynne McCord Shows Her Back, Since That’s the Best Way to Fuck Her…
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Amateur Chicks Naked
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Hot Pole Dancing Video
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Heather Graham’s TIts are Caged
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Ashlee Simpson Rocks a Bikini Pre-PRegnancy
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Lohan Slutting Out in Some New Photoshoot
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Helping Women Piss Like Men Since 2009
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You May Not Get to Fuck Her But You Can Try TO Get Her To Fall In Love With You, and By Fall in Love I Mean Let Other Chicks Fuck Her With a Dildo for You…..
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It Brings New Meaning to the Words Fast Food Nation’
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Now THAT’S Dedication
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Party Sluts Compilation
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Inspired By Obama
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Because I Know You Have Tried Everything Humanly Possible
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Eliza Dushku Hotness
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Paloma is a Greek Godess
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Babes Hard Body
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Snowboarder Flips Out
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Aneta Keys is All Shaved
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She Must Have REALLY Wanted Her Car Washed
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When Tranny Lizards Attack
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Lux Kassidy Makes Your Week Complete
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Fun with Vodka in Russia
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If I Made It Any Easier, I Would Be Fucking Them For You
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The Truth Hurtss
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Bootyful Boy Short Babes
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Gotcha By the Tail!
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Guy Breaks Board With Finger – VIDEO
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Because Porn is One Thing You Can’t Do Without
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Insane Basketball Brawl
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Some Indian Chick and Her Hot Fucking Natural TIts
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Some Miley Cyrus Cock
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Some Hot Polish Ass
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Gallery of Hot Magazine Covers
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Some Comedy Central Beastiality Ad
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81 Hottest Academy Award Cleavage Pics
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A Whole Lot of Buttholes
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Beauty or Butterface?
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Some Tit Revealing Costumes
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Some Young chick Does a Webcam Dance
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Crazy Fucking Tattoo of the Day
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Crazy Fucking TIts to Distract you From Busted Fucking Face
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Bonus Some Perverts New York City Voyeur Video…Maybe One of THese Hoes is You
Bonus The Dumbest Part of Hip Hop Except for the Crazy Fucking Booty…
Christina Milian’s King Magazine Cover Shoot Because She’s Hot
Christina Milian King Magazine photoshoot
Olivia Munn Does the Oscars Better….