I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail lately. Apparently the site isn’t as good as it used to be. Apparently I’ve lost my touch. I was thinking about going into my archives to see what all 3 of these people were trying to say, but then I remembered that my site was never good and I never had any sort of touch that didn’t get me in trouble, but I do have links and here they are, and in future keep your criticism to yourself, you just get me down.
Mondays Don’t Have to Be All Bad When You Can Get Help Jerking Off….
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Nicky Hilton Has Her Head So Far Up Her Ass It’s Astonishing
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Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?
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Point of View While Deep Inside a Hot Girl
Because I Know You Have Never Been Inside a Hot Girl
Or Any Girl for that Matter
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30 Movies in 2 Minutes
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Because Finding What Suits Your Fetish Isn’t Always Easy
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Wanna See Jordan’s Disgusting Implant Scars?
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Wall Street Fight Makes a Wall Street Even I Enjoy
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Attached at the Crotch Seems Like Good Times I Think
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Wife Versus The Desert Eagle
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The REAL Uses for Things You Pack On a Trip to Vegas
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Sophia Loren is Still Totally Bangable
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord REALLY Likes that Vibrator
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Sharon Stone Does a Grandma See Through, That Isn’t Hot, But It’s Something
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Gisele Bundchen Parties at Carnival
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Rose McGowen is Pretty Disgusting Even With a Mask On
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WTF Did Alicia Keys Do to Her Hair?
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Because You Couldn’t Find a Girlfriend Even If the Slut Was Sitting On Your Face
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Some Hilary Duff Because I Know You Like Horses and Are Into Beastiality
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Paris Hilton Tops the Razzies
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Some Mardi Gras Insanity
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Slut Can Flex It Out
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Homeless Bike Jump Goes Very Wrong
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Tessa West Gets Her Masterbate On
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Dogs Hates Fireworks, and Also Hates Ass
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Pee and Pleasure?
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Kids Handbook For Sex is Pretty Amazing
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Sex Doesn’t Have to Be a Solo Expedition
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Nicole Richie is Ready to Ruin Her Vagina Yet Again
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Driving on Salvia Will Probably Kill You
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Myleene Klass is Pretty Much Topless
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Beatrice is Bountiful
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Lindsay Lohan is Starting a Spray Tan and Diamond Line Because Her Career is Pretty Much Over
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Jose Canseco is Still Alive and He Has Some Smoking Bitches With Him. Literally
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Playing Chess With Shay Laren
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Ryan Seacrest Interviews the Kids From Slumdog Millionaire and Fails Epic Proportions
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Kim Kardashian Has Cleveage
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Chris Cornell Looks Almost as Bad as I Do
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I Can’t Accurately Explain This, So Just Watch And Laugh, Okay?
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Mystery Meat – You Guess
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Wanda Sykes is the Kind of Butchy Lesbian You Can’t Help But Like
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Drug Induced Television Let’s Us None Drug Users Live the Life Vicariously
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Mickey Rourke’s Acceptance Speech to End All Acceptance Speeches
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1 Guy, 2 Spoons
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Paris Hilton’s Dog Shits on a Couple Former Amazing Race Contestants
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Lance Armstrong Gets Chased By a Nutter
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Drunken Cunts Worth Fucking
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