stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight was boring. My email was boring. Twitter wasn’t boring. I have no clean clothes and I am too lazy to do laundry, I try whore showering my underwear, but it just smells like fruity fucking asshole, I’ve sat on the couch all night trying to figure out if I have food allergies because my throat feels like it’s been prison raped. I don’t have a TV and didn’t drink because of the financial crisis. I didn’t get girls naked on webcam and I haven’t had a boner in days, maybe it’s got something to do with my fruity asshole smell. I thought of some jokes to use tomorrow, then I forgot them. I am hungry and my heat isn’t working. Welcome to my life. Here are my stepLINKS.

Sex Doesn’t Have to be a Solo Mission

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The Story That Will End All Masturbation Stories for the Rest of Time…

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Jessica Simpson is a Garbage Fail Kid

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You Will Adore Amber

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Keyboards Rock Out to Beat It, and It’s Pretty Sweet

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Finally a Great Use for a Shamwow

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And The Ugliest Girl Award Goes To…

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Bar Rafaeli is Sandwiched Between Two Douchbags

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An FHM Shoot is Usually Good For a Boner or Two

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If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu

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Hey Buddy, I Think You Got Some Shit On Your Face

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Striptease of the Day

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Britains Next Top Model is Topless

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Meredith Vieira Upskirt Flash On The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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Sean Penn Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Person On the Planet

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Elaine From Seinfeld is Bangable

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Lily Allen Wants You to Know She’s Not a Lesbian

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Paris Hilton Wants to Give the Homo From Twilight Herpes

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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

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Red Underwear Will Always Make Life Better

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Nude Fashion Is Pretty Much the Only Fashion I Am Into

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Piss in the Street Like You Just Don’t Care

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Human Tossers

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Kayden Cross Gets Down to Business

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Cliff Diving Fail

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Do Yourself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck

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Some Random Shit to Pass The Time

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Young Madonna Deep Throat

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Any Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right

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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting Crazier

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Britains Boobiest Babes

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Lezzies Get Their Fuck On

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JEssica Simpson is Going to Retire and Take Up Pro Eating…

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I’m Guessing Penny Cruz Didn’t Just Sleep With That Oscar

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Get Sex the Only Way a Loser Like You Can

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Demi Lovato Will Get Your Ass Thrown in Jail

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Lina Tishnova is a Russian Godess

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Michael Jackson is Getting Rid of His Kids, Most Probably Because They Are To old For Him to Want to Molest Anymore

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When Hot Chicks Prank Back

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Kim Kardashian Talks About Some Shit Or Another

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MICHAEL CERA IS FINALLY DOING THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE

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I’m From Texas, Boy!

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Karina Flores Will Make Your Day

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How to Have a Clean Fresh Vagina

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Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen Is a Very Very Bad Girl

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Fat Chicks Talking Like Skinny Chicks Who Think They Are Fat Chicks

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Some Weird Voiced Kid Hating On 50 Cent….

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Some Seriously Weird Products from Some Seriously Shitty Catalog

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44 Pornstars Who Tweet….

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The 10 Hottest Brazilian Models of All Time According To This Guy…

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You Need Another Word for Vagina – CLICK REFRESH

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Stiff Jobs is Some Homemade Movie About Fucking Bitches and Killing Shit and This is the Strange Fucking Trailer

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How To: Market The Most Fucked Up Porn Ever

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Nice Tan

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UPDATE

The 10 Hottest Women of Louisiana For Mardi Gras Wednesday

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stepLINKS of the Day February 26th, 2009