I’m finally getting the pussy I deserve, I can smell the days where I won’t have to fuck a bowl of warm, wet, past noodles. Check out this email….
I’m a 19 year old girl and I love your website. You crack me up and I don’t even mind the misogyny, not really being much of a feminist myself. Your posts on Lindsay Lohan and Heidi Montag/every other pseudo celebrity makes my day. I wish there were more bloggers like you.
Love and appreciation
19 dude…do you know what a 19 year old Vagina looks like? I don’t, because all this almost 18 pornstars are usually 25, or at least look it, but I’m assuming shit’s amazing.
Again, I’ve opted out of partying with a bunch of rich girls who asked me to join them because they think I am funny and creepy and make them uncomfortable buy laugh because I decided to sit at home a watch people update their twitter. The real reason is that a bunch of rich girls didn’t ask me to join them out partying, and I spent all my money earlier tonight on a 40. Economic crisis may suck for you, but this has always been my life and these are my stepLINKS….
You Say Whores, I Say Good Times!
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Holly Madison’s Overused and Tattered Vagina is Up For Grabs
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Some Cereal Ads That Will Make You Think You’re On Drugs
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Get Your Cash for OLD Now!
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stop Crying, You Little Pussy
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Katy Perry Gets More Disgusting Each Day
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What If Your Best Friend Lived in Your Pants?
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Vincent Talks to Animals, and Probably Fucks Them Off Camera Too
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Street Racers Get Busted
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The Hottest Women Of Melrose Place
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Diary of a Sperm
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Striptease of the Day
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If That’s How a Man Wants to Relax, Than That’s How a Man Should Relax, You Know?
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Aubrey O’Day Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
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Elle MacPherson is Topless!
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Megan Fox Can Do No Wrong
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Kendra Wilkinson Hangs Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Not Bad for a Bitter Old Aged Hag
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Can You Hear This Shit?
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Gina Wants To Show You Her Bedroom
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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School in Venezuela Looks Like The Most Amazing Thing Ever
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A Kid Eating in on a Tricycle Is Pure Awesome
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Sophie Anderton Topless Action
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There’s Nothing Like Some Good Fat Food
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Kid Completely Destroys Himself For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Keeley Hazell Does the Only Thing She Knows How
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India’s Baby Drop Ritual Looks Like Hours of Fun
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Freida Pinto Looks Sexy No Matter What
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Brianna Banks Brings the Boners On
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Seriously, What The Fuck is Wrong With Amy Winehouse?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Paz Vega Makes the Most Mundane Tasks Look Good
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Harumi Nemoto Says Konichiwa
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Dawn King Flaunts Her Good in King Magazine
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Super Jesus Bowl Sunday!
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Sometimes Questions Answer Themselves
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Danneel Harris is Pro Masterbation!
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Sharon Stone is Getting Downright Terrifying
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The Best TV Shows of the 2000’s
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Thanks for this No Smoking Message Fabio you Asshole
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Some Young Girls Having a Good Time All Up ON Each Other Good Times…
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The Best Street Card Trick of All Time….
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And I Thought My Cock Was Small…
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WORTH READING
50 Cent Interview….
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