Remember when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Or right..She was never hot. Here she is showing off the only position she actually knows and that’s being taken from behind. I have a feeling it’s got a lot to do with her having a broken down face, but probably has something to do with her husband’s emo bisexuality and love for all things that aren’t a vagina. I hear she got pregnant because she cum-farted in her skull and cross bone underwear and some of the shrapnel sneaked into her cunt and clawed onto the walls of her uterus like Pete Wentz’s music clawed onto pop culture and never went the fuck away.