Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep. still ugly. Sure these are probably the best pictures I’ve seen her in. Maybe she’s gone for some off shore plastic surgery, you know the same place you signed up to get the vagina built into your leg so you’d have something to fuck and when you weren’t fucking it, you could tuck your dick into the pouch and have no need for underwear, pretty much saving you money in the long run, you know making your weirdness work for you in this economic crisis.

Or maybe I’m just blinded by having to see my wife naked the last 3 days because she refuses to get dressed and ready for anything that isn’t fat and disgusting, unfortunately for me, no one else is, making my chances of that happening slim to fucking none.

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day March 4th, 2009