The biggest news of the weekend is that I’ve been drunk the entire time, nothing eventful happened, mainly because I can’t remember much. I do know that Diddy and Demi Moore have blocked me on Twitter because I guess they don’t like laughing at themselves as much as I like laughing at them, you know since I don’t take the internet seriously, but everyone else in the world seems to.
That’s all I have to say about that, here are my links LATE, because it is winter and I don’t know what to do with myself, other than drink, on that note, I am going to get the hour God stole from me back, by getting some mid afternoon lap dances, hopefully at a diry place that leaves marks on my hot white pants…
ou’re Gonna Stay Home and Beat Off Tonight Anyways
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Of Course MIA Named Her Baby Something Completely Fucking Insane, Don’t Act So Surprised
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The 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews With David Letterman
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The Complete Collection Of Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics
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Power Wheels Pimpin
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Steven Seagal is a Fucking Cunt and I Love Anything That’s Makes Fun Of Him
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More From That Little Homo Robot
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Love Lesbians
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Hilary Fisher Pretty Much Has the Best Ass Ever
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How About Some Porn
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The Honeymoon is Over for Those Twlight Assholes
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Let’s Get Wasted and Go to the Grocery Store
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A Fuckload of Nekkid Amateurs
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Fuck Me Mila Jovovich is Looking Good
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Mickey Rourke, WTF Are You Wearing?
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You Can’t Hang Out With Your Mom Forever
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CoCo’s Camel Toe Insanity Throwback
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Lots of Charlize Theron Hotness This Week, and Here’s Some More
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Angelina Jolie Looks Hot on the Set of Her New Movie
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Natalie Portman Looks a Combo of Hot and Boring. Can’t Decide Which
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Who Says You Can’t be Old and Rock Out?
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Meet Capri
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When You See It, You’ll Shit Bricks
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Some Top Model Hood Rats Are Always Good for a Laugh
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Hello Heidi Jacobson
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Nadya Suleman’s Birth Video Was Leaked to the Net, and Let Me Tell You, It’s Disgusting
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Some Nice, Bouncing Tits
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Sports Fan Celebrates Hiw Win
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Admit It, You’re Not Gonna Get Laid Any Other Way
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Pop Up Sex Book
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Miss Universe is in the Bahamas
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Jennifer Clark is Nude
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Brazilian Boat Orgy
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Rainn Wilson Wants to Know About the Birds and the Bees
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Gena Gershon Hard Nipples Throwback
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Some Fantastic Asses
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The Spring Break Bikini Guides
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A Shitload of Self Shot Hotties
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Olivia Munn is at the Watchmen Premiere
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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They Wanna Rock!!
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Lohan Really Did Try to Off Herself, Too Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Some Curb Your Enthusiasm News, Because It Is Amazing
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Now That’s One Big Bunny
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Here’s a Low Cut Shirt
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