I am sick. I think it started at the teenage house party I went to because they needed me to bring them booze so I delivered. You know how those young girls are, always getting sick from dragging shit home from school with them. I assume it happened somewhere between them asking me to leave after being there for 5 minutes and them actually turning on me and having 5 of their tough guy friends force me to leave, motherfuckers, nothing makes sick worse than listening to Jimmy Fallon slowly die on TV, one day I’ll bring you the gold, today’s not that day. Here are my links though, they should distract you from my uselessness.
On a side note, I posted a Sasha Grey Video on the site a couple of weeks ago and just got stats back and something like 1/4 of a million people saw the shit, so I asked her to put me on her guest list to her birthday in vegas, even though I don’t leave my couch, this is what she wrote back to me:
sashagrey @drunkstepfather sorry no and no….i would love to put everyone on the list, but it’s impossible!
Thanks. I guess she missed my genius concept about HPV outbreak porn called “Die Cervix Die”…or maybe the fact that I just promoted a fucking movie she’s in for fucking free.
Asshole.
Here are those links….
Treat Whores Like Whores Without Getting Arrested…
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Britney’s Pussy is Hangin Out, Yall, I got this pic emailed to me but forgot to post it…Stupid Me….
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Call ME Gay, But The World’s Longest Slide is Amazing and Possibly Fatal
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We’re All Going to Be Seeing a Lot More of this Slut Amber Heard
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Puerto Rico’s Hottest Model
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Alright, Alright, Here’s The Star Trek 3 Trailer, You Homo
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It’s Hard to be a (Facebook) Playa
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Casual Friday’s Make Office Work Better
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Striptease of the Day
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The USA Pretty Much Hates Amy Winehouse
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Some Britain’s Got Talent See Through Nipple
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No One Cares You Dumped On Tv, You Cunt
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Drew Barrymoe is Looking Hot
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If His Recent Behavior is Anything to Show For It, The Michael Jackson 2009 Tour of Crazy is Going to Be Epic
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WTF is Wrong With Beyonce’s Body?
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Bitch in the Kitchen
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Caribbean Uncovered
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Because Those Cunt’s at the Bar Don’t Know What They Are Missing
Party Girl in Panties Falls Off a Table
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Creek Jump Fail
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Jenna Presley = Boners
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I’m no Gymnast, But This is the Worst Back Flip EVer
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Toilet Humor
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Shauna Sand is Mother of the Year
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Principal Choke Slams a Student
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World Record for Horizontal Pull Ups – Video
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Meet Jessica Gomes
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Michelle Bass Has Some Niiiiiice Cleavage
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A Hot Blonde is Always Good for the Libido
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More Boners Courtesy of Miss Universe
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Girl’s Got Talent, I’ll Give Her That Much
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Photoshooting
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I’m Not This Kind ot Step Father – I Pull Out
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I’m Sorry, But Jessica Biel is No Jessica Rabbit
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Octopussy’s Newest Ex Publicist Cites Crazy For Reason of Departure
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Forret Gump – 1 Minute, 1 Take
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Jimmy Kimmel and Sara Silverman’s Jew Alliance Has Ended Once Again
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Mad Max 4?
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The 25 Most Insanely Disturbing Sex Toys
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Stoya Gets it on With Another Lady
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Some Amazing Race Winner Jerkin Off Pics…
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A Pretty Solid Titty Ad….
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Amazing Ass X-Ray Gallery
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Don’t Make Out in Public Drive Safe Ad Insanity….
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Semen Facials are Popular in Columbian Clubs…
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Top 10 Celebrity Attempts at Singing….
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Drunk Amateurs Chicks Being Sluts Amazingness I should Be Using as stepLINKS Header Pics..
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Young Tits…
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The Biggest Cunt in Porn and I don’t Mean Sasha Grey…
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