Here’s my Twitter of the Day, it was in response to John Mayer talking about Honey Dew being the sweetest melon and a great source of potassium….
@johncmayer you know what else is a great source of potassium? The bananas Jennifer Aniston’s gonna be using now that your penis quit.
It’s not that good, but I didn’t try that hard, so stop judging me and start being my friend man. We need less hate a more hugs.
Here are my stepLINKS….this is me sharing with you…now it’s your turn to share with me. Show me your tits…thanks.
Some Girl On Girl Thonged Ass Action
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Aniston’s Vagina is Depressed, Maybe She’ll Pose Naked On the Cover of GQ Again
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Cassie Is The Hottest R & B Star Ever
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Finger Ball Seems Like My Kind of Sport
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Relax, You Cunt, It’s Just a Bowl of Soup
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Abigail Clancy is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Animator VERSUS Animation
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Jenn’s Tits Are Fucking Massive
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Because Stickin You P in a V Does Your Body Good
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Who Remembers Oregon Trail and How Amazing It Was?
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Chris Brown and I Can Bond Over the Fact That We Both Pull Out
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Jude Law Likes ‘Em Big
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How About Vanessa Hudgens Ass Crack?
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JLOS Looks Kind of Hot When Shes Not With That Heroin Addict Husband of Hers
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South Park Tops It’s Own Awesomeness Yet Again
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101 Sexiest Female Action Figures
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Economic Crisis Must Be Getting Victoria Beckham Down
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Drunk Jude Law with Ugly Chicks
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Some Chicks in Bikinis Having an Ice Cream Fight
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How about beauty products made with the skin of executed Chinese Prisoners…
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Some Mexican Punch Out a Stranger Festival
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Shot By Kern with Some Asian Nude Model Named Hugo
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Aids Ads Using Celebrity Sex Lives…to Show You That Famous People Should All Die of Aids not because they are Garbage People…But Because they are Whores…
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Lady Gaga is Such a Stupid Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Ahhhh, So THERE’S the Mother of Jesus
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Grandma Salsa Dancer
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Alison Angel Wants You to Watch Her Work Out
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Because It’s Time You Mom Cut the Cord
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Nothing Like a Drugged Up, Naked Teen
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Snowmobile Crosses a River, and Then…
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Lebron James Has Got the Farts!
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Nikki Has a Tattoo
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Well, It Definitely Explains Why Shes So Fucking Fat
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Slap to the Ass, Pie to the Face
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80’s Excercise Tapes Are Kick Ass
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MMA Fighter is as Stupid As I Think They Are
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Cop Makes These Dudes Rap Because They Are Black and He is Racist and Thinks All Black People Are Rappers
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I Wanna Throw It In Roselyn Sanchez
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Who The Fuck is Michelle Bass?
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Julia is Covered in Oil
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Poor Little Rich Girl
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Vida Guerra is Bustin Out
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Carin Ashley is Lovely
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Does Wanting to Punch Tyra Banks in the Face Make me a Women Beater?
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Some Slow Motion Bikini Sluts
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Here’s Some Iraqi Porn
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Bridget in her Chair
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Ohhhhh Christina How I Have Missed You
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Blake Lively is Pretty Disgusting
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The Hottest TV Cops of All Time
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Meet a Girl That Isn’t Your Hand With a Wig On It
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….
Yeah, I know, no one cares about my twitter…not even Ashton Kutcher and it is sad…