I’ve said too much today, whether here, or on Twitter, or to that old lady who tried to pet my dog and I asked if she’d let me grab her tit in exchange, or to that young girl at the coffee shop who looked at me in disgust after catching me grabbing my dick trying to stare down her shirt, but that didn’t really involve talking as much as it involved looking, the point is that now it’s time to give love to other hard workin’ websites out there, not to say I am hard working, and go about livin’ my life like I was Rihanna, you know answering Craigslist Casual Encounters, Tonight I’m letting some guy eat my shit right out of my asshole, all so I can bring better shit to you tomorrow, the things I do for you..
So Here are my links…
Mondays Don’t Have to Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Face
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Mary Kate Olsen Looks Like a Bangable Corpse
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The Japanese Spin On Things Changes EVerything
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Hot Photos Of Watchmen Star Malin Akerman
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The XBOX Commericial Microsoft Doesn’t Want You To See
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Japanese Bikini Techno Chick
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Air Band Hero, Because There’s No Way Your Talented Enough to Play a Real Instrument
Or Probably Even a Video Game For That Matter
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Meet the Creeps: How a Wierdo Like You Can Possibly Get Laid
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Nikki is Wearing Nothing But a Tie
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Elin Nordegren is All Sorts of Sexy
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Striptease of the Days
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There Was a Riot At the America’s Next Top Model Auditions
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Jesus Christ Shauna Sand is Disgusting
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Like a COmplete Haggard Mess For Once
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Nicole Scherzinger See Through Dress
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Some Scientology Sluts
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Eva Bikini Shots
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Jolie Blonde or Jolie Black?
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Megan Fox Takes Most of It Off
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Veronika Simon is Nude
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Provided That Keep It Cheesy As Shit, This May Actually Be Awesome
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Cute Girls Cat Fight
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Failure on the Monkey Bars
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Lindsay Lohan Sells Shits
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Beach Book Goodness
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Awesome Time Lapse
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More Proof Lohan is Off the Weekend
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Eva LongWHOREia Tight Ass
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Cathy’s Tits Are Perfect
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I Can Think Of A Lot of Dudes That Would Bang Emma Watson
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Stick Your Face In Her Tits Dude!!
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Rebecca Was In Penthouse
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Jesus Christ Is Jessica Simpson Retarded?
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Jessica Alba’s Baby Looks As Mean As She Does
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Because South Park is So Amazing
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Oops My Asshole Fell Out
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Lady GaGa Was a Stripper
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SHOWDOWN!!!!
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The Lovely Jana Cova
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Cam Whore Comedy
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How To Keep an Idiot Busy….
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A Whole Lot of Half Naked Party Sluts and Their Tits
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BONUS – SOME INSANE DANCE HALL SHIT…..
I love dancehall parties, it’s crazy sex simulation, with heads in buckets, half naked, covered in fucking mud, crazy fucking shit, you gotta watch this….Seriously….
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