It is St Patrick’s Day, and despite hating celebrations, festive people, holidays, or pretty much any group activity, because I am a miserable cynic, people are out getting drunk and crazy and I’m not, which is about to change now, because for once I don’t have to get drunk alone and that’s something to take advantage of, even if all the people you’re drinking with are ugly chicks and assholes wearing green acting like cunts.
Here are some links to keep you entertained….
Pretend to Fuck These Chicks Because Fantasy is almost real when you’re a lonely psycho…
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Guy Ritchie is Putting His Penis Somewhere Proper For a Change
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Hugh Jackman Was on a TV Show From Japan, And You Can Only Imagine What Happened
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Close Up Of Katy Perry’s Tits
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Danielle Lloyd and Her Polka Dot Tits
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Full Frontal Firing
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Obama’s Puppy is a Terrorist!!
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Facedown/Assup University
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Okay, This is the Weirdest Fucking Thing I Saw All Day
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Striptease of the Day
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How to Kill a Penis in Under 30 Seconds
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DJ AM’s Sense of Entitlement is Ridiculous
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Brooke Hogan Works The Pole
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Monica Cruz Panty Upskirt
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Six Angy Models…
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Eliza Dushku is My Tuesday Fantasy
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For Fuck Sakes Michael Jackson Wants to Get More Plastic surgery?
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Ahhhh, So Prince Harry IS a Homo
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Anna Faris Video Shoot for GQ
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There is No Fucking Way Carson Daly is Not on Drugs
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Suni Leone and Aria Giovanni Get It On
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Hey You Dirty Slut, There’s Something Hanging Out of Your Pussy
(No This Isn;t the Britney Video)
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Gun Shooting 101
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Sandi is All You Desire
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Lotion + Boobs
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How About Some Puma Suede?
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A Hand Bra is the Best Bra of All
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Hair Growth Experiment
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Diane Kruger Hotness
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Pink is a Topless Man
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Cathy Is To Die For
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Kulia Roberts is Looking Bangable Lately
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Aubrey O’Day Whoredom
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Ahhh To Be in the Russian Airforce
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FUCK THIS RETARD….
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Stephanie Strong is a Playboy Hottie
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Lieschen Botes is Definitely a Babe I Would Stick My Penis Into
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Tupac’s Mom Is Coming Out Swinging!
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Now That’s a Nice Gape!
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Hot Half Naked Girls
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