When people die, even if I am not happy they died, we do a thing called R.I.P. Motherfucker.
It’s hard now because I feel close to the death, since I was walking on the same cobble stone path as Natasha Richaradson was on Sunday, and even had a smoke outside her hotel she was staying at, without knowing she was there, but I feel like we had a connection and I should have jumped in there and told her “baby, don’t take that run, don’t take that lesson tomorrow, it’s gonna be bad”, but I didn’t.
So in a lot of ways, I killed Natasha Richardson by not listening to my inner psychic voice that said “some celebrity you’ve never really heard of is going to die here tomorrow”, instead I just thought I was losing my shit again and went for a beer amongst faggot skiers and their faggot wives.
So I just wanted to clear up rumors that Lohan killed her on the set of Parentrap, it just took a couple years to manifest and take the fall for Lohan on this one and I guess clear up rumors that there won’t be that Parentrap remake lohan’s been banking on, you know since it was the height of her career…but I hear Mike Lohan is still a fucking asshole….
You know, 45 is too young to die and I feel bad for her kids who will grow up without a mother and a husband who just lost the mother of his kids and to a woman who lost a life that she had many more years to do good in. So Good luck, Good night, and Good speed. Seriously, I’m gonna be bouncing off the walls all night…
PS – The header pic is Lady Gaga when she was an electro club act before going mainstream. I like her chubby little masculine fingers, they look like a real hit in the gay bathhouses she would have her after parties at.
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