I just woke up and don’t know where the fuck I am….I just know it is 3 pm and I am not at home. I don’t know how I got here or where I spent my night. I hope it comes to me because I hate when this happens….
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I got recognition from Steve Buscemi on Twitter. Now I hate a lot of things. Steve Buscemi is not one of those things. He is someone who I have liked in every movie he’s done, from the Adam Sandler bullshit to the more obscure shit, so if that’s the real deal Buscemi, it means a lot to me to get that internet love and told I have a cool blog. It is more rewarding than being blocked by Demi Moore and Diddy, ignored by Ashton Kutcher and every other celebrity on twitter, and even better than checking my mail and finding Ryan Seacrest’s dirty panties I ordered off some dirty panty site.
Anyway, enough of that here are my links….
Lohan Does a Commercial For Zellers That Really Isn’t Zellers
But May As Well Be Cause Its a Complete Piece of Shit – VIDEO
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They Are My Kind of Women, and By My Kind of Women, I Mean They Have Vaginas
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Is It Wrong to Have Lesbian Sex Fantasies about Penelope and Monica Cruz?
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Hottest College Girl ’09
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Sluts in Bikinis Can Pretty Much Sell Anything
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Getting Laid Has Never Been Easier
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I’d Like to Pump Vanessa Hudgens
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Human Toilet is Scary as Shit
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Courtney Cox Really is a Cougar
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The Sham Wow Meth Head Goe Fucking Insane
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Ariel Brings Out My Adoration for Red Heads
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The World’s Worst Comedian Is Funny For All The Wrong Reasons
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Striptease of the Day
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Because You Can’t Be Mommy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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Hayden Pantyairs is About to Deep Throat
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Michelle Obama Better Move Over, Cause The First Lady of Cameroon Is As Bangable As She Is
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Everyone is Mad Cause Obama Made Fun of Retards, but Personally I Think It’s Pretty Funny
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How About Lady Gaga’s Nipple?
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Madonna Broke Things Off with Jesus, I’m Guessing Cause Of His Age
Maybe She Will Start Dating Adopted Child, Woody Allen Style
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There Was a Bunch of Free Money on the Highway in San Diego Today
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It’s Going to Be Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
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Anetta Keys Enjoys Come Coffee And Cream
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Bikini Clad Security Guard
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A Drunk Chick Falling is a Good Precursor to All Things Friday Night
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Meggan Mallone Plays Coy
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Every Guy Needs a Good Wingman
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Beach Butts Make Me Smile
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Bob Barker Should Have Been a Porn Star
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Cai Ling Topless Photoshoot
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SKinny Blone Does a Show
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If Ed Westwick is Tired of the Gay Rumors, Then Maybe He Should Stop Being Gay
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A Bunch of Sluts From Zoo Magazine
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Pretty Much the Best For Sale Ad Ever
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49 Sexy Sluts in Stockings
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Jaime Graham is a Playboy Babe
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Train Passenger Goes Apeshit – Video
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When Fisting Goes Wrong
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Dance With Your Pants Off
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Pauly Shore is Not Dead
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Patience is a Virtue
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The Original Sex Doll
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360 Pound Guy Raped By an Old Woman With Big Tits
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Top 10 Kidnapper Vans
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Some Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders….
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….
I need 100,000 followers and will cry if I don ‘t get there…