I just went to the weirdest restaurant in some back alley, the windows were covered with shower curtains so that people inside could smoke cigarettes and weed and the chef and owner, who was obsessed with Cuba, drunker than me, and who could hardly formulate a sentence but was talking some shit about how we are all scared, life is supposed to be simple, Cuba is simple and the whores only cost 25 dollars, then he pulled out his photo albums, since he’s been going there 12 years, and I snapped off these pictures…badly….
Here are my links…
If I Can’t Afford the Tuesday Night Movie, You Probably Can’t Either
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Lohan’s Busted Bum….per
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It’s Possible to Love Teddy Bears To Much, You Should Knoe
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Close Ups Of Kourtney Kardashian’s Tits
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Vin Diesel Huffs Helium and It’s Pretty Awesome – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie Looks Bangable Most Def
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Abigail Clancy Opens Up and Says Ahhh
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More Fun With the Shamwow Meth Head – VIDEO
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Bob Ross is a Happy Little Painter, Just Don’t Piss Him Off
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Because the Internet is Only Good For One Thing
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Caitlin is the Kind of Red Head I Love
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My Son Has a Penis Problems
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Striptease of the Day
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Now That’s a Vending Machine I Am Down With
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Madonna is Too Much of a Whore to Adopt Another Black Baby
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Holly Madison is Posessed By the Devils
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Bond Babe Gemma Arterton Control Pants Upskirt
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Audrina Patridge is an Idiot, But Man She’s Got a Sweet Ass
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The Octocrazy Fired All Her Nannies
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Kimmy Strips Down
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How Else Are You Planning On DOing IT?
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Watch These Idiots Blow Up a House With a Cannon, Because They Are Morons
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Marry Me Jayme Langford
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Jesikah Maximus Has an Ass Like No Others
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I Do NOT Free Base Cocaine!
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Nothing Says Love Like Committing Yourself to a Life of Disease
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Christina Ricci Bikini Niceness
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Mariek Goes Nude in Public
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Avril Lavigne Got Pretty Shitfaceds
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Gisele Gets Her Versace On
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Armenia Loves the Great Outdoors
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Flashback: Elisha Cuthbert – Maxim Magazine Photoshoot
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Bryci Will Make You Feel Good About Life
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Fez is Most Probably Sticking His Peen in Rhianna
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That’s a Dildo NOT to Buy
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Some Hottie Needs a Hubby – Desperate.
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Here’s that crazy FedEx Plane Crash Video You’ve All Seen….
Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….
I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…