I am not drunk, but I should be. I blocked some woman on Twitter today, not because she’s stalking me, I encourage people stalking me, but they never do, because I suck at life, but that’s not the point, she kept whining at me about how I am not funny, and to try harder and shit like that, and by the third day, I didn’t really need her repetitive shit because it bores me and because I already know that I am not funny. If I was funny, I’d be doing stand up, I’d be writing for TV, I’d be doing anything but running a blog no one reads, so I don’t need fat old ladies telling me what’s wrong with my comedy, since what I do isn’t comedy, it’s just mean.
Anyway, I know people hate people who talk abotu twitter like there’s nothing else going on in the world, but I figure no one wants to hear the story about the girl in a skirt, who was wearing panties and who was sitting on a bench, but her fully pussy exposed because I guess shit got pulled to the side and she didn’t realize it, but I did, because I love vagina. Mainly because every vagina is different and has it’s own story about where it has been and what it’s been up to, what it’s accomplished and what it is scared of and what it enjoys and moments like that happen too rarely in my life and here is something that happend daily….my stepLINKS…check em out and I’m going to go get drunk….like I should be.
The Best Women in the World Do What You Tell Them Without Making You Respect Them…
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Octocrazy Used to Shake Her Money Maker for Perverts Row
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Stand Up Phone Sex!
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The 9 Hottest Japanese Women
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Who Doesn’t Love a Sexy Secretary
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Why Hello There Blake Lively’s Nipples
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Sexy Chicks Make Golf Kinf of Awesome
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Dungeons and Dragons Dating Game
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Put a Bag Over Your Head Sweetheart – Striptease of the Day
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Dre Wants to Show You Her Gallery
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Pharell Williams is Most Probably High and Really Wants a Big Mac
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Lindsay Lohan Is Delusional or Maybe Just Really High
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Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Ass
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Juliette Lewis Thinks She is Better Than Metallica
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Because Having Your Mom As The Only Women is Your Life Is Pretty Sad
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Milla Jovovich is Showing Off in the Bathroom
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Hilary Duff Looks Kind of Bangable for Once
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I Wonder What Else Kate Moss Pierced Other Than Her Ears
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Lingerie Catwalk Fashion Show
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say You Are Still A Virgin and You’re Lying
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Lenka Gaborova Enjoys some Milk
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Fucking With Google Earth Seems Like a Good Way to Spend Your Time
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Model Masterbates in Public – VIDEO
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19 Year Old Loves the Fucking Machine
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The Best Thing to Do With a Trans-Am is Potentially Destroy It
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With Tits Like That, She Should Be Proud
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Guy Ritchie Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Throwback
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Her Bunny Slippers Distract From Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Scarlett Johansson is Way Better When She Shes Off Her Great Cleavage
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Jewel is Looking Bangable at the TV Guide Party
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Heather Shows Off Her Piercing
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Anna Nicole Smiths Big Tits And Ass Just Can’t Rest in Peace
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Let the Cat Out of the Bag!
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She Stole My KFC, Now I’m Going to Kill a Bitch!
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Apparently Jim Carrey is Really Good at Gay Sex
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No One This Hot Would Ever Play Hilary Clinton in a Movie
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What’s That String Sticking Out There?
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Iron Man Producer Needs a Sexy Girl to Walk His Dog
http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2009/03/25/unemployed-iron-man-producer-needs-sexy-girl-to-walk-dog/
Understand Rap.
http://www.understandrap.com/
50 Funniest Vaniety Plates
http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=THE-50-FUNNIEST-VANITY-PLATES-OF-ALL-TIME.html&Itemid=1
Miley’s Creepy Fan at the 1:13 Mark…
http://www.maddencowboy.com/2009/03/miley-cyrus-book-signing-in-new-york.html
The Sexiest Hipster Sluts of SXSW
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911 Call of the Day…
Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Even Though It’s Not Workin Out So Well for Me…But Nothing Ever Really Does…