I got drunk, otherwise I would have put these up yesterday, but noon rolled around and I figured I needed to go on a bit of bender since it had been at least a week since my last one, so I started off soft, you know a couple of beers in the park, but it lead to me not really remember much of anything that happened, other than scaring a few girls, touching a few girls inappropriately and even bringing some random girl home with me who my wife wasn’t too impressed by, but fuck her, she always ruins my fun.
Now I hate people who tell drunk and high stories, like they’re living some crazy life that everyone is missing out on. I just want to make it clear that I am not that guy, my nights out drinking aren’t awesome and outrageous that I can’t believe happened, because I can hardly even remember them. They are just self destructive, because I have trouble saying no and because I am a wounded bird, mend me.
I just have nothing else to say. But I do have stepLINKS.
That Shamwow Meth Head Beat The Shit Out Of Some Prostitute
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Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics
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Being A Home Alone Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be So Lonely
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Does Anyone Else Love Mega Man As Much As I Do?
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee
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Apparently Fat Dippin’ Is All The Rage
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A Movie With Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise Would Make Me Want to Stab My Eyes Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie is Going Bald or Some Shit
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Will Arnett is Funny As Shit and I Don’t Know Why He Isn’t More Famous
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Lizzy is Lovely
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Wales Looks Like Quite the Vacation Spot
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Striptease of the Day
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John Mayer Can Take His Twitter and Shove It Up His Ass
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Audrina Patridge’s New Denim Campaign REALLY Makes Me Want to Go Out and Buy a Pair of Jeans
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The Sluts on Dancing With the Stars Are Dropping Like Flies
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Louise Redknapp is Kind of See Through See Through
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Katie Holmes is Back to Looking Completely Disgusting Again
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Like Paris Could Actually Settle Down With One Penis
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Carmen Electra’s Playboy Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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Jenni Gregg is Washing Her Car
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Padma Lakshmi Makes Sex With a Cheeseburger
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Mascott Takes Off a Cheerleaders Top
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Zusana’s Tits Are Out There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros. Nuff Said
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Some Well Oiled Boobs
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If This is a Joke, They Are Funny
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A Little Beyonce is Usually Easy On the Eyes, Except That There is No Such Thing As a Little Beyonce
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease
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Madonna Dumped Jesus, I Only Hope She is Now Dating a 12 Year Old
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Good Grief Khloe Kardashian is Scary
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebs Caught Picking Their Noses….
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Economic Crisis Making More Girls Turn To Taking Off Their Clothes…
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20 Amateur Hot Girls
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Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16
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Audrey Bitoni is Oh So Sexy
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Amateur Heaven
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Smell Like a Dirty Yet Glamorous Tranny
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And That’s What You Get, You Emo Fuck
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Double Decker Taco
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Why Does Kelly Clarkson Keep Telling Us She Is NOT a Lesbian?
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Some Celebrity Underwear Auction
http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/03/celebrity_underwear_now_up_for_auction.shtml
The Most Popular Shows in America Will Make You Want to Blow Your Head Off
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Go Fuck Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Girl and Her Ass/Tit/Panty/Black Boyfriend Shots
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Some Asian in Some Professional Bush Pictures
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